Why don’t the Cubs just thow in Kerry Wood or something? They need this game, like right now. Is it like standard procedure to always use a relief pitcher? Give em your best, and do it now!
Ok, we made it through the 8th. 1 more!
Nevermind, I spoke too soon.
I’d like to repeat a famous, and true, joke that was told by the long-suffering, didn’t deserve to be watching the World Series on the TV for 50 years Harry Carey:
What does a mama bear on the pill and the World Series have in common?
No Cubs. 