I got a new snowblower.
Your neighbors thank you for your service.
Now all you need to do is install a generator to guarantee against ice storms.
OP: don’t be so pessimistic. The snow blower will break down and you will get to use your shovel for the snow storm of the century!
So: I presume the motive was that you didn’t want to have to shovel snow.
So you got a snowblower.
So now it won’t snow again this winter.
So you won’t have to shovel snow.
So it seems as if your act of buying a snowblower has achieved its purpose.
So… Was there some kind of implied complaint in the OP?
What kind? How big? Did you spring for a Honda?
C’mon! Deliver that snow-blower porn!
As someone said to me when I made that statement. If that’s all it takes to stop the snow, I’ll buy you a new snowblower every year.
He’s lamenting that he won’t get to use his new toy!
It’s an electric (I don’t have anywhere to store gasoline). SnowJoe. 21in.
I actually couldn’t fit it in my car until I removed it from its box. It’s probably overkill, given the size of my driveway, but that won’t be a problem.
Similarly, I bought a back-scratcher and my back hasn’t itched since.
Dammit, I just knew I should have brought an umbrella when I went to Jonathan Chance’s house to watch the Great American Eclipse!
If only it wouldn’t snow again. If you are really in Schenectady, I guarantee it will snow again.