Those will go well with my Stayfree Penipads.
Moving thread from IMHO to Mundane Pointless Farts I Must Smell.
How timely! We JUST had a co-worker clear a room with his flats… AND he giggled like a 3rd grader… Must foward link… need… fresh… air…
later, Tom.
So, that helps with the smell, but what about the noise? They don’t have any kind of butt muffler?
Oops sorry about that. That was my intent from the get go.
I don’t think a little bit of charcoal is going to turn that woman’s butt into a Febreeze dispenser. That dude’s about to get a point blank blast of nose cancer and he looks none too happy about her azimuth or inclination.
Band name!
What did Rimsky-Korsakov do to deserve this?
I’m going to have to do all I can to keep this hidden from my wife, elsewise I know there’s going to be a case of those things waiting for me on Father’s day.
Is this a pun on “Scuttlebutt”?
I’d think so. Otherwise the name is hard to account for.
Surely there must be some better name they could’ve come up with. I’m sure the Teeming Millions areup to the challenge.
Also available there: Skid Out, Drip Strip, and (under)Garment Guard.
Once again, SNL is ahead of its time.
This brand has been around since at least 2001.
On the local news, they had a story on a sheet made from the same stuff, for when you and your spouse were in bed.
They also need to come upp with a catalytic converter for the leftover toxicity.
LOL! We got a catalog the other day that had those in it–we got some laughs out of that one!
I usually giggle at stuff like this, but I forwarded this link to quite a few people — in seriousness.
I lost a close friend to a terminal gastric cancer and am still lurking in the support groups although I seldom post. A lot of patients in the late stages of gastric cancer lose the ability to digest food properly and one of the most annoying symptoms is pervasive, foul-smelling bowel gas. Now you might think this would be minor in light of the “six months or less to live” thing but this symptom is often the last straw that sends people over the edge…they want to make as much as they can of the time they have left, but this symptom keeps them from getting on planes, eating in restaurants or going to movies ( unless the theatre is almost empty ), also it’s something that they have to make their friends and family deal with.
So I forwarded this around and I really hope it works.
And they’re going to let you on the plane when you’re carrying sticky patches of unknown content? Why it could be anthrax!
Used on the set of Chuck?
I can never watch that show again.