My wife's ass

Would it be wrong to put a cork in it so I can have some fresh air?

Yes.

If she’s anything like my wife, the cork could explode out with tremendous force, causing unknown damage and casualties.

It depends on whether or not your wife ‘talks out of her ass’ or not.

A cork would just get chewed up and spit back on your face. Likely.

You are mean. Tonight I extract my revenge.

Remember, I am a delicate flower of womanhood and you would be lost without my delicate charms.

Bolding mine.

:eek:

Ain’t love a gas?

Damnit, I guess this means my wife is cheating on me. Not only that, she even went so far as to actually marry DrLoveGun.

:frowning:

Enjoy,
Steven

Seems to me there is a rule about joke threads.

I might be wrong though.

The only thing being broken in this thread is wind.

Extract? Exude, express, even extrude, but extract?

Ms Bodini doesn’t agree.

Is there a rule that a pitting must be in anger and not in jest? Humour doesn’t necessarily equate a joke.

Maybe the OP is really sick of the smell that emits from his wife’s ass - god knows I’m sick of the smell that comes from mine! If his wife has IBS, then he has every reason to open a pit thread about the smell!

Maybe she’ll let it go to post 239. The next post would have been 240 anyway.

Extract. Revenge in unpleasant business.

Exact. Transitive verb.

Not for what I have in mind.

Blow it out your ass.

:smiley:

Sounds like you have a weapon of mass destruction, a delivery mechanism, and the will to use it.

Goodbye California.

It’s the San Andreas fart! The true crack of doom.

Enjoy,
Steven

Doesn’t lieu normally have a nose for these kinds of threads?

Maybe he’ll sniff it out later.