Belated welcome to Mandi, who hails from my favorite state for SDMB members! (Three of my favorite people on this board are from Florida)
May you enjoy your time here, whether you become obsessive or merely enjoy the board as a pleasant diversion.
I’m not even going to make any Barry Manilow song jokes.
Scotti, she’s married. Your admonishment is like locking the barn door after the horse has already left. 
Greetings Mandi!
Thus ends my boring and unimaginaive welcome message.
(TIP HAT)
Hello all again, yes I am sorry I didnt grace you with my presence sooner.
I do have a life sometimes, when I am hanging out with Lisa till 2 in the morning at Dennys playing hearts talking about how small Leroy is, or Nyasis Lovebird or something of the sort with our Orange Slice, Coffee with milk, chicken fried steak and eggs, mozzarella stick chocking the baby (Chris not ready for kids) Double chocolate chunk pie, and Tamara the waitress that lets us use her cards!!
Yes and even Married people know how to get down once in a while!!!
Veb, you can rape my dog, steal my house and burn down my wife, but no one and i mean no one kills my bathroom spider. Well, no one but me I guess… ::sheepish grin::
Damn that Mop-N-Glo! Whoever invented that stuff shoulda put a warning that it could kill spiders.
Mandi: Karaoke? Now that’s what I’m talking about! ::clears throat::
If I leave here tomooooooorow… cough, hack, wheeeeeze!
Demo could you give us a few more verses please?.
Mop N Glow, Windex, anything that cleans is Raid in my book, when you are in a rush to kill that 10 in wolf spider on your celing that appeared there as you leaned back to wash the soap out of your hair, grab the PLEDGE and aim!!
what the pledge was doing in my bathroom I may never know but it is better than being in your parent shower and seeing the KY in the corner of your eye,
TRY NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT, LIKE THE SUN, HARMFUL EFFECTS MAY FOLLOW!!!
Damn Bug man
“Spiders aren’t pests”
WTF your are DAMN SKIPPY they are!!!