Celebrity? Please. He did one cameo appearance on the Big Bang Theory; it must have gone to his head.
First I ever heard of him was his cameo in Why Him?, a comedy about a fuddy-duddy couple whose daughter marries a tech-bro He played a douch-bag in the film. That is to say, he played himself, literally, so … no stretch.
He’s got 10 acting credits on IMDB, not counting his hosting SNL. In the 21st century, Musk has had as many scripted roles as Dave Chappelle.
Elmo has unveiled the logo for Twitter Blue and it’s gaudy as hell;
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkL5QBRXkAE_ao5?format=jpg&name=medium
Twitter Vice.
From the cited CNN article:
New Twitter owner Elon Musk offered several of the journalists he banned from the social media website earlier this week the ability to return to the platform if they deleted the tweets he falsely claimed shared his “exact real-time” location.
Wait, Elmo wants them to delete tweets they posted about five days ago that supposedly revealed his “exact real-time location”? I guess we can now add to the very long list of “things Elmo doesn’t understand” the following:
- The meaning of the term “real-time”
I imagine that Elmo evaluated a number of logo designers and finally concluded, as he usually does, that the best person for the job was his own almighty self.
On which note, the promo photos of the new Tesla model just dropped;
He was also in Iron Man 2 for a brief moment.
Also,
- That Elmo and Elmo’s airplane are not the same thing or are they?
Also, also, is Twitter Blue pr0n Twitter?
Journalists are not Antifa. There is no Antifa.
Because wrote about the guy getting banned who tracked his jet.
Then how do you explain this photo of Antifa radicals engaged in anti-government violence?
Fuck. Ya got me.
Larry Elder makes a crass joke about “lefties” thinking Elmo is worse than Hitler, and Elmo’s mommy doesn’t get the joke and thinks Elder is threatening her Very Special Boy.
Elmo, meanwhile, wants you to know that the soyboy libtards can’t handle a gun, unlike himself who keeps his favorite toy guns on his nightstand with his piss bottle and coaster-less cans of Caffeine Free Diet Coke.
I mean, Elder’s not wrong - you generally can’t kill the undead with regular bullets. Also, if I saw the three of them walking down the street, I’d assume that Elmo was some kind of necromancer, and take him out first on the hope that it would break the animation spell.
In RPG / CRPG terms, wouldn’t that be something if you did that, and were immediately killed by the sheer volume of coin loot that dropped? What a way to go. On the other hand, we really, really shouldn’t talk (even in the pit) about killing public figures. On the gripping hand, Muskrat really, Really, REALLY seems like an avatar of the Aught’s era of Evil Corporate Tycoon that somehow reverse-Tron’d it’s way into reality… Hmmmm…
Lol, holy shit. This guy doesn’t even understand the Internet:
https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604531261791522817?t=3JVjxK-93Kuajp6xCzx1Ng&s=19
https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604531265419591681?t=8XFFe7aIgJlD_YzZBIfJ4w&s=19
Saw Musk referred to as ‘Captain Hairplugs’, which was nice.
Was someone afraid to use “Buttplug”?
Does that mean no more cross posts from Truth Social? He must really want to get Trump back.
I don’t really know what it means, we will just have to see how this works in action.