Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

The check is in the mail!

I read Elmo’s going to by KFC and change the name to KXC, the only thing available will be white meat and cole slax, the menu screens will show kiddie porn, and there will be a giant KXC sign, over the door, held up with small nails, and the X flashes day and night. If you pay for the KXC blue check, you get a biscuit.

You get promised a biscuit.

The biscuit is in the mail.

I hear Xusk orders Fauci KXC with “Extra Biscuits”.

This sums up my life perfectly.

Just FYI, I was curious even before I saw your post and went looking for grilled KFC on my own. On the KFC site, select “fried chicken”, then click on “original recipe” and you get a selection for original, extra gross, spicy and… “Kentucky grilled”.

Not the most intuitive site to be sure.

Yep, not an option in my area - just original and extra crispy.

Maybe it’s a regional thing or franchises have the option of whether to carry it or not.

You misunderstood.

“Kentucky grilled” = fried

Are you saying it’s unbreaded but dunked in a fryer? I really have no idea, but the pictures don’t look fried.

No, it’s grilled. From a random food blogger.

The Kentucky Grilled Chicken is marinated and seasoned with a blend of six secret herbs and spices and is slow-grilled. Its appetizing smell was similar to other grilled chicken I’ve had before. The meat was juicy, tender and really tasty. It doesn’t taste like any of the KFC fried chickens, instead it tastes more like roasted or rotisserie chicken.

Also, on my local menu, under that title, it literally says the word grilled.

I hadn’t seen this before. I like it.

That sort of reminds me of Hank the Pigeon who is sort of the mascot/logo of the band The Wonder Years. Although I am misremembering the bird being upside down a lot. Perhaps because The Wonder Years is fairly emo, I remember their logo being more melodramatic than it is.

Yeah, not nearly as greasy and has nice grill marks.

I like it too!

Who wants to tell him?

There has got to be some small, very fine print somewhere in this? Elmo?

True Andy Kaufman level trolling.

Really a weird move. I don’t see it as such a big deal from the person who got their name displaced, other than that sense of vulnerability for everyone who has a Twitter handle, but why wouldn’t he just create an Xmusic account? That ID is available.

I can see Lawyer billboards being changed overnight

  • 1-800-SUE-ELON.