Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

And “Michael” isn’t?

If I wasn’t familiar with the name, based on the spelling I’d probably want to pronounce it “My-Chale”, or “My-Shale”.

(Unless you were referencing the normal spelling of “Michael”, then I think that I was just reinforcing your point.)

Oh, and by the way, my RL first name is spelled wrong all the time, and as long as it’s not going to cause a problem (such as an official document or record) I gave up correcting people a long time ago. (It’s not even a weird spelling, just the second-most-common spelling of it.)

“Mr. Jackson” if you’re nasty.

I agree with you laehcim.

Michael is like Rafael. Rafael is easy becausee we pronounce it RAFF [long A sound] ell.

So pronounce it mentally as MIKE-[long-a]-ell and it’ll be easy to keep straight.

And no, I’m not a Michael IRL.

All the archangels are the same, ending in -el for “God.”

Raphael
Michael
Gabrael

…wait, that’s not right.

(And Irish Mícheál is more like mee-hall, FWIW).

French “Michel” is “mee-shell”.

In German, “Michael” is pronounced Mee-cha-el.

I have a female friend named Michal. A family member named Michelle (F), another named Michele (F), a neighbor named Michel (M), a coworker named Michele (M), multiple people in my life named Michael (only about half go by “Mike”) and one oddball named Mitchael (“Mitchell”, M).

Names are weird.

I know a woman named Michael.

Michael Learned was a well-known actress as well

And Michael Steele, bassist for the Runaways and the Bangles.

Like it’s supposed to be pronounced.

My good friend in grade school was of Norske stock: his name was “Mikal”, so it took me a long time to get used to the common spelling.

I have a friend who is Israeli, Michel, which I think is the way it is supposed to be pronounced in Hebrew, albeit with a gutteral “ch” which does not exist in English.

I don’t know the phoneme, but I think it is pronounced as χ

And of course the Russian Mikhail which sorta’ preserves the guttural ch

Oddly, when you put «Михаил» into gtranslate, Russian → Hebrew, it comes back with “מייקל”, which appears to have a standard k guttural stop, not a χ or ɣ guttural fricative (as «Михаил» has).

Are you sure? In Hebrew the name is pronounced “Mee-cha-EL” (or “MEE-cha-el” if you’re being informal). Three distinct vowels.

Or if your friend a girl? Because there’s also an unrelated girl’s name, Michal (Mee-CHAHL”).

I hate to barge in and change the subject, but…

Haven’t there also been reports/rumors about the Trump administration staff eating drugs like candy? People in glasshouses and all that…

Yeah, three syllables. My ability to write phonetics is limited. He’s a guy.

Mee-cgha-ell (where “cgha” is the unfamiliar phoneme)

I also have a friend named Ma’or, but at least that is easy to pronounce.