…infidelity
A marriage made in Heaven - Musk and Trump. Both actively dislike each other but are quite willing to form a dysfunctional bond for personal gain.
Recent and current business ventures spiraling downwards - check.
Racist, hateful bigots - check, check, and checkcheckcheckcheck.
Women as marginally useful containers - check.
Morals, ethics, promises - for losers.
Cadres, cults, fanatics - the BASE.
on and on - I despair.
'WE’RE GOING TO MARS IN FOUR YEARS"
Good og, someone either up his dosage or cut him off!
That’s bound to be easier than those fully autonomous vehicles he promised we would get…what is it now, 5 years ago?
And Full Self-Driving (FSD) cars in … two weeks! 
My predictions:
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FSD will eventually happen, initially with extreme limitations on where it’s feasible and legal, and eventually expanding. Just like with AI, which is at the core of it, the major advances will likely not come from any of Elmo’s organizations. Just because he’s fascinated with it isn’t enough to actually develop the necessary tech to make it happen.
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I can believe that Elmo will set an aggressive schedule for SpaceX to put humans on Mars. This is what will happen in four years: Elmo will fire a bunch of SpaceX engineers, and promise human space flight to Mars in four years (quoting the eminent moose Bullwinkle, “this time for sure!”). Also, Xitter – staggering in death throes for years – will finally be defunct when Elmo gets bored with it and tired of pumping money into it.
He is such a defective person. I know that money makes people stupid, but even when I try to imagine what he would have been like without a lot of money, the only thing the comes to mind is that he would have been one of those guys who shot up a mall or black church.
The thing is, his money and his stupid makes other people with money stupid, and that makes him more money (mostly).
No inconsistency here: the “we’re going to Mars in four years” will be an all-female crew, and the "put a man on Mars in 10 years" is the time period he thinks it will take to make trips to Mars safe, and thus workable for non-expendable people (men).
Leon has been pretty clear on his hierarchy-of-value for the genders. It’s no surprise, then, that he’s willing to risk sub-humans’ lives sooner.
Weird guy being weird.
Elon Musk on X: “Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life” / X
Umm Elon? You are probably the only person that isn’t living on Mars that actually covets your spooge.
In his mind, he probably thinks he’s being completely reasonable. What more could a feeeeee-male possibly want than to incubate his superior white DNA?
Every time I think Elon can’t get any weirder or creepier, he proves me definitively wrong.
Looks like he really wants Taylor to write him a song. Let’s see how that turns out for him.
Just a cover of Muskrat Love, with a few of the lyrics tweaked.
How do you manage to become one of the richest people on earth and still put off constant weird gross loser vibes like the creepy dude at the coffee shop?
The first is what you do.
The latter is inescapably who you are.
With apologies to Lord Acton:
Money enables weirdness. Near-infinite money produces near-infinite weirdness.
Yeah, but there’s lots of rich people you don’t hear about. And certainly don’t hear about with this nonsense. You’re rich! Go throw secret weird sex parties with consenting sycophants on a yacht or something. Don’t spend your days desperately seeking approval from incel nerds on Twitter.
It all makes sense now–Twitter is his yacht.