Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

You’ll give me a child? Okay, I’ll take one that hates you already. Wait, that doesn’t really narrow it down much, does it?

He even had his own (then) darling singer girlfriend, who even seemed smitten with him for quite a while after they broke up.

To compensate for his little dinghy.

Because they aren’t narcissists missing a few screws. They quietly and privately enjoy their privilege, and in fact that privacy is one of the biggest privileges they enjoy.

Elon needs attention, like Trump if Trump actually had a crap ton of money.

Giving her a child isn’t even that big of a deal for Elmo, he’s got plenty to spare.

Oh, unless he means he’ll impregnate her to produce another spawn of his. Yeah, that is pretty fucking creepy, even for him.

It’s pretty obvious that’s what the sick fuck is saying.

It probably had something to do with his saying that she isn’t a real human being and that he created her using his mind to be his perfect mate.

Nah, that’s just his extreme narcissism and megalomania masquerading (poorly) as a form of pseudo-solipsism

When you’re wealthy, you aren’t an asshole, you’re “eccentric”

The thing is when you are Elon Musk solopism kind of sort of makes sense. I mean which is more likely that out 8 billion people you happened to be the richest person in the world which molds itelf to cater to your every need, or that it is all some sort of mind trip that you are having on your own.

I’m not religious, but if anyone on this Earth ever needed to learn the meaning of “there but for the grace of God go I”, it’s Elmo.

Except his kids hate him, no woman wants to actually be with him (vs his money) for anything but the short term, and various governments and organizations keep getting in his way

If it’s all something he made up, he’s a masochist. He should ask for the manager, but apparently he thinks that’s him.

Or meet a group of large men in a bathroom somewhere. Fortunately for him, Travis and Taylor probably laughed about it.

Well, in the sense she apparently believed it was possible. She was apparently very smitten, and very willing to believe all the nonsense he said. And wanted to keep on believing after they broke up.

But then the custody battle started, and she became a prominent hater. Even started supporting his trans daughter. I actually wonder if his growing hatred for her was part of Grimes’s disillusionment with him.

Surely at least one of his beleaguered legal team has said “You know what a lot of rich guys do? Become recluses. Buy your own island, staffed by people with iron-clad NDAs, an active volcano, maybe a private zoo. You’ve seen a few James Bond movies, right? I peg you as a Moonraker guy. Eugenics, private space program…”

But that’s the tragedy of Elon Musk - he doesn’t actually want to be a rich guy. He wants to be a rock star, or a movie star, or sports star, but he doesn’t have any real talent except a talent for making money. For most people, that would be more than enough, but not for him. It would be sad if it weren’t so funny, and it would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.

And we’re not really sure how much of a talent he really has for making money.

Once you have a certain amount, it kind of makes itself. There’s the example of MacKenzie Scott (Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife) who gave away tens of billions to charity only to still find herself wealthier than when she started.

Someone’s about to get a visit from the Secret Service…

True story: in 2008 I made an imprudent comment about George W. Bush in an AOL chatroom, and as a result two Secret Service agents showed up at my work and interrogated me in the parking lot for half an hour. They eventually told me they didn’t believe I was a threat and no charges would be filed, but that I’m probably never going to be able to qualify for a government security clearance, which suits me just fine.

Elmo’s comment here is worse than what I did because he’s a person of influence and he should be treated accordingly.

Someone on the TV said recently that dangerous immigrants should be deported, so let’s start with Elon.

How much more on the nose to “Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest” can you get?

Elmo deleted his tweet and is now claiming it was a “joke”, presumably because he remembered he’s a defense contractor with a security clearance and the FBI tends to frown on people like that calling for the president and vice president to be assassinated.

https://meidasnews.com/news/elon-musk-deletes-post-questioning-why-there-has-not-been-an-assassination-attempt-on-joe-biden-or-kamala-harris