Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

At a loss. And google didn’t help. Incels pretending to be on meth? People on meth pretending to be incels? People pretending to not be on meth? People on meth pretending not to be?..other? Necessarily male or gender irrelevant?

Help me out, anyone?

j

I would guess it’s meth-using incels. “Fake” means they don’t really use it, which I guess is bad?

Makes (in a very weird context) sense, I guess.

Incel = bad
Not using meth = bad

Therefore an insult. Whereas real methcel - doing not bad? Jesus.

j

Incels posturing as meth users to gain credibility?

It’s a funny old world.

Thinking about it more, I bet it’s the celibate part that’s pertinent. Voluntary celibacy is a virtue among some of that set, so calling them fake celibates is the insult. Adding meth-user to it is just the icing on the cake.

Of course, my main failure is trying to apply logic to that crowd.

Damn, that thing even has its own Wikipedia article.

LOL, of all things our very own Chicago Reader wrote an article on it (archived).

Gotta love the 11-year-old comments on the page by “nick” and “buttfart”.

I’m 90% sure I don’t want to know, but from where else would a fart emanate?

Some people are so anal-retentive that they fart out of their mouths.

It is a bit redundant, sort of like:

Just thought it was funny that we found that article.

Also… Elon Musk is both an assbutt and a buttfart.

I just tried listening to it. Note: It is not “excellent.”

Two things are true:

  1. I was able to identify Misha Collins from a half-second cut in an animated GIF
  2. I have no idea what ad mix Google is now going to start serving me since I just put “supernatural assbutt” into my search history

I met him once, nice guy! Very funny. Even got a picture with him.

Oh, and Jim Beaver is also in that GIF, and he is/was a Doper (as @jumblejim). He only made 3 posts for a day though, almost 20 years ago.

You"ll coward. :smiley:

Armpits?

So I saw a headline about how Elmo got banned from Path of Exile 2 for botting, and I was prepared to point and laugh at King Dipshit for cheating in an online video game.

But then I read the article and found out that their source for the story was Elmo himself posting a screenshot to Twitter and saying he just has a really high APM.

And then I realized that the world’s richest man and de facto president of the United States is so desperate for attention that he’s bragging about his leet gamer skillz on a Diablo ripoff that most people haven’t even heard of.

And that’s even MORE pathetic.

Almost literally, a loose cannon.

Now he’s trying to provoke a government shutdown.

Echoing a campaign back on Twitter when it was Twitter (about Steve Bannon), BlueSky users are trying to get #PresidentMusk trending.

Because Donald takes so well to people who steal the spotlight from him–not to mention to people widely assumed to be telling him what to do.

ETA: I see by a search of the hashtag that it’s being used on other big socials:

PresidentMusk (@president_elon_musk)
Instagram · president_elon_musk
410+ followers
415 Followers, 14 Following, 5 Posts - PresidentMusk (@president_elon_musk) on Instagram: "President Musk Fan Page "

PresidentMusk on Threads
Threads
https://www.threads.net › tag › PresidentMusk
We’re dealing with two MEGA NARCISSISTS. I’m pushing for everyone to call him PresidentMusk in posts and in public. The jealousy it will provoke in tfg and …

I agree. Trump can’t get rid of Musk because if he tried, Musk would just throw more money at him. And he is absolutely incapable of turning down money. But making Trump look weak will infuriate him and having no way to threaten Musk will drive him crazy. Such a dilemma. I’m all for anything that makes him miserable.