Emphasis on this!^^^
Mine were kinda stale, and as punishment there was no lube…
Has anybody issued the Warning About Gry? I’d do it, but I’ve misplaced my crib sheet with the full text of the curse on it.
I remember the bit about “waking and sleeping, rising and lying, at home and away from home,” just fine, but somewhere in the part about the barns and the livestock it gets all fuzzy. Anybody got a copy handy?
Wait til you find out the real skinny about the Ark of the Covenant …
And don’t forget about who built Solomon’s temple.
Heh..you said “member”.
We don’t speak of Hal.
And sheep
You know, we’re supposed to take turns in the barrel. What a barrel hog!
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Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss about the struggling artist. (shouting) You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy [del]colour[/del] 1080p hi-def TV sets and your [del]Tony Jacklin[/del] Phil Mickelson golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn’t become a SD Member now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me!
That changes my plans for this afternoon.
You had plans? Did you forget about the scheduled … er … “meeting”?
And who keeps the metric system down.
Metric, schmetric. Who among us keeps the dozenal system down? Who? That’s what I want to know.
Yo mama.
No no no…Charter Members are the old n00bs. The folks with custom status (statusses? Statusi?) are where it’s REALLY at.
And OUR Charter DOES have a Paragraph 6.
Oh, crap . . . now you’ve done it!
Would all of you currently reading this thread please look here?
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You never heard anything about a “Paragraph 6.” Thank you and have a nice day.
Nah, not at all. Pretty much everyone is jealous of a charter member who is also a 99er.
Dude, you want to join, that’s fine with us. Just pay the dues up front.
I always wondered what the sound of a
What were we talking about?
Not on your life-I’m not about to force my first born to part with 2 pints of his blood, nor will I be compelled to climb the tallest peaks on each continent while wearing a herring on my head.