Unclear if that is exiting or entering.
If it was entering, TFG’s head would already be inside, not outside.
Along those lines, I remember an artist who became somewhat recognizable in the early 2000s or so because his method of painting, which involved spraying out various colors of paint from his…backside…onto a large canvas.
It’s unfortunate that H.R. Giger passed away a decade ago, or I’d recommend him for this job.
The idea of a Giger-esque “biomechanical” Trump is pretty damned scary
Here’s another
Eerily, there are a lot of others out there I can’t link to.
I see the joke I had in mind has already been taken. Oh well. Still works.
Just frame a big blowup of one of Tom Toles’s photorealistic trump depictions.
I’ve always imagined that large residential corrections resorts were likely to hold at least one budding artist. Perhaps the only goal was to pass time through sketching, but I think the room-mate at trump’s final stop should have the honor - crayon on newsprint, which has been sourced from unsold Washington Times returns.
Dan
Actually, this might be the best answer.
Seriously.
Biden has gotten himself into a bit of a bind here, in that his brand appears to be “restore normal Presidential behavior” which doesn’t, happily, call for him to show any particular deference to his predecessor, except for this ceremony.
So a ridiculous portrait showing what Trump thinks of himself, which he himself has already posted, shows a certain amount of deference coupled with a certain amount of mockery.
The beauty is also that the MAGAts would be thrilled.
Then, one day, if American politics returns to sanity*, they’ll see the picture and, just maybe, all at once realize: oh…it was a stupid cult. I guess I was denying reality to prop up the narcissism of a grifter.
* Let’s say “sane” by the standard of most world democracies. I’m not expecting miracles.
Besides (to paraphrase LBJ) I’d like to hear the sumbitch object to the portrait, on the grounds that it’s undignified, inaccurate, garish…
In view of later developments, another option might be an electronic display that cycles through his various NFT self-images.
I’d been trying to come up with a way to incorporate those, but never got to one good enough to post.
Your idea is much better than mine. Thank you!
Here’s another idea. While he’s alive, display a live feed from the security camera in the ceiling of his cell. Once he’s dead, just leave the recoded feed playing on endless loop.
Mugshots have got to be in the public domain, right? There’s nothing that says we couldn’t make our own NFT consisting entirely of his mugshot, right?
Going along with the “but he’s dead” theme, I nominate Howard Finster.
I’m thinking courtroom sketch artist myself.