Now you can *be* Jay Gatsby!

Cafe Society
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You know those kids books where they take a template and plug in the child’s name, the names of his or her friends and siblings and dog? Now they do it with classic novels: Creative Jobs :: Careers for Graphic Designers, Copywriters, Social Media Managers, Proof Readers and More.

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I checked out one of their samples.
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A Christmas Carol* is a lot funnier if you change Bob Cratchit’s name to Bumwrangler Cumsnatch.

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I don’t know if a book that old and classic can be spoiled, but

I don’t think I’d *want *to be Jay Gatsby!

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I can’t believe you just spoiler-boxed The Great Gatsby. :slight_smile:

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I wouldn’t want my name on anyone in that book. Not even the narrator is sympathetic, in that he just sits by and lets all this crap happen.

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and what would you have Nick do?

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I’m getting my kid one where he is Patrick Bateman and all his friends work at Pierce & Pierce, although one of the girls will have to be Evelyn Williams.