It is the real Bible, before the demons got control and rewrote half of it.
It appears a possibility, likely or not I don’t know, but it is a possibility.
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So how exactly is “Obama might be controlled by demons” any different to “President George W Bush may be controlled by demons”, “President Bill Clinton may be controlled by demons”, “President George Bush may be controlled by demons” … ? What makes Obama so special that you think this is the one where those demons have maybe finally taken complete control?
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The issue is not if the president is partly controlled by demons, most everyone is to some aspect in their lives. The issue is if Obama the man has any input at all, or is he a puppet. What would determine that is if he was born in the US or not.
No pretty normal, as this was said about Jesus:
A woman president does not violate the Constitution. Even in Bizarro World Con Law, having a female POTUS would not (in and of itself) allow the demons to run amuck.
Wait, so about this Ba’al-worshiping thing. How do I make sure that I’m worshiping the real Ba’al and not one of his clones? I mean, I’d feel really stupid worshiping the wrong Ba’al. And to be honest, the whole altered timeline thing makes my head hurt. It’s almost as bad as Bender’s Big Score.
Possibly, but one of the requirements is IIRC a** man** over the age of 35.
Again I’m not entirely sure how this would play out spiritually, as if she was married she would be one in flesh with her husband.
I’d like to see the flow charts in that Bible.
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PRESIDENT IS A SERVANT OF BAAL
- Was he born in America?
IF ANSWER IS NO: Demon
IF ANSWER IS YES:
- Are you sure?
NO: demon
YES:
- Seriously, was ya there Charlie? Did you see it happen?
NO: I’m going with demon.
YES:
- If you were there and saw the child born, along with the shepherds who swam to Hawaii, are you absolutely sure that the guy in the White House is the same kid and wasn’t switched with some Muslim fire djinn while he was in Indonesia?
NO: Demon.
YES:
- How are you sure? (If answer is anything other than “God told me so the last time I was at the liquor store cashing my unemployment check”, he’s a demon.)
Wait, so all the Republicans that were upset over the role of Hillary during the Clinton Administration should have just remembered that they were one in flesh and gotten over it?
Just be sexual promiscuous would work, ya know orgies waking up in a strangers bed every night. When Baal wakes up he will find you, and if he sees a lesser Baal trying to hone in on his gig Baal will take care of him.
Oh Big Baal is back and you’re gonna be in trouble…
Ba-rack, Ba-rack… the Big Baal’s back.
Isn’t Ba’al just a title meaning “Lord”? IIRC the god’s name is Ba’al Marduk (‘the lord Marduk’). Therefore when we pray to the Lord, how do we know we aren’t praying to Marduk?
Yes, they are one person. Bill is spiritually accountable for Hillary’s input.
Great. Now how come I never saw SG-1 use that method to find the real Ba’al among all the clones? Mmmm…Amanda Tapping.
Marduk? The Canaanites worshiped a black metal band from Sweden?
What word we use doesn’t matter, what matters is what we mean behind the words. God looks at the heart. If you call Baal by any other name, as long as we mean Baal, spiritually we are talking to Baal.
Nope. Article Two of the Constitution says:
“No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.”
The requirement in Article 2 Section 1 (fifth clause) is that it be a PERSON over the age of 35. The constitution uses the “generic masculine” everywhere when referring to individuals but that has long since been understood under Common Law to be indistinctly usable for both genders.
I’m tempted to ask you to look around us and tell me if any responsible humans have been at the controls for the last two generations(*). Let’s not attribute to demons what can be adequately explained by incompetence.
(*And don’t the hardcore religious advocate “letting go and letting God” be the one who runs our lives?)
So when a kid raised in a non-Christian family who hasn’t yet really been indoctrinated in the religion of his family prays, who hears his prayers? Is there a referral/triage service, or does it automatically go to the god(s) worshipped by his parents, or does Judeo Christian God hear them until some particular date, or… how does it work exactly?
PS- And how do we know the name we use doesn’t matter? Certainly many Jews took His name VERY seriously in ancient times (ritual bathing just when they wrote a substitute for it), and he didn’t say not to take “My Name - or any title you wanna call me- in vain”, but was specific- “MY NAME”. Is there a Biblical reference saying that the name is not important?
OK then that would not be a issue
There has been human input, but also demonic input (clay and iron), both mediated by God.
If you are under grace that is how it works, so it doesn’t matter if demons have total control of POTUS for these believers.
Why are you this way, kanicbird?
I don’t buy it that you’re batshit crazy, or an idiot. Not anymore. What virtue do you find in spewing such deliberately stupid, bigoted, hateful, inspipid, vile, vomitous, obnoxious, perversely ignorant crap? Is your life so empty? Have you no wife, child, parent, brother, sister, dog, or cat who will give you any attention?
You obviously have 'Net access. Go onto craigslist and hire a domme. Unless your outer body is as covered with boils as your mind appears to be, you should be able to find one willing to satisfy your need for abuse.
On the off chance that you are sincere, please don’t think you’re doing God’s work. You’re a discredit to your faith on the order of Jimmy Swaggart.
I believe it depends on deals this child made before he was born. While God listens, the right to hear and respond to prayers may have been ceded to other gods, who are obligated to fill them within the terms that God mediated for this child.