While driving around the British countryside your friendly invasion forces can make use of some helpful signs.
That’ll be the secret nuclear bunker then…
And at least we now know what do do when we get there.
Shesh, and they had us all worked up for a while there… 
You’ve obviously never heard of General George Secret.
That one’s just a decoy. The real Secret Nuclear Bunker is over to the right.
You’re right, I haven’t, and a google search is unenlightening. What are you referring to?
He’s the famous military leader that the Secret Nuclear Bunker was named after.
Just as long as I don’t see this guy on a sign, I’ll be okay.
I never obey sings that say “whilst”.
