yes, fellow Dopers, the end is nigh!!!
I’ve been waiting all year to be able to post this–'cause now we can pinpoint the time.We have only a few hours left!
According to bible codes, “atomic holocaust” matches with “2006”.
It says so in Micheal Drosin’s book “The bible codes II” .
And if he isn’t right, then a lot of bookstores are going to have to return their stock to the publisher.
(Besides, I don’t have a date for New Year’s Eve**, so it reallyis the end of the world, right? ) 
You’re just misinterpreting this completely credible prophecy. You know how many atoms are being destroyed in our nuclear reactors even as we speak? (well, “destroyed” here meaning “being forcible converted to different kinds of atoms”–a clear violation of atomic self-determination!)
Atomic holocaust indeed!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m sure gonna have that second slice of pie tonight.
Hey, so long as Jason Patric, Nick Stahl, Claire Daines, or Ahhnold ain’t around, I can dig it. I mean, there’s estimates ranging from 5% - 50% population survivability out there by various agencies. I say what the hell! It’s the New Year! Let’s ring it in with a bang!
I can’t believe I left my copy of The Atomic Cafe at home. :smack:
Tripler
. . . a large, fizzling, crackling bang!
stubs out cigarette
I did it.
I beat cancer.
WTF is a “Nuclear Baby”?
Time for me to take it up I guess. 
Apparently Google Ads thinks now might be a good time to turn to religion. Repent your sins people, i’ve heard the SDMB is even slower in hell!!
Yikes. I should just have time to stock the ol’ fallout shelter with those 20-gallon drums of cling peaches I’ve had my eye on at Costco…
Well, according to my alarm clock, I have 39 minutes left, but according to my computer I have 37 minutes left…
Think I can run out to the LCBO for a bottle of champagne?
Isn’t this the subplot of A Swiftly Tilting Planet? The one where Charles Wallace and Meg Murray go back in time to prevent a bad guy from fathering a crazed homocidal dictator who will start a nuclear war? 
You and me…diamonds.
Well, did it happen? I haven’t looked outside yet this morning, but I didn’t notice any bright lights last night.
I’m pretty sure we survived…
That was 6002, not 2006. We are good to go for a few more centuries. Someone please leave a note in the desk so that someone will know when the right time comes, OK?
yeah, but I still didn’t have a date* for new years eve…
does that count as fulfillment of the prophesy?
See you in 2012.
Well, obviously war didn’t break out. Good thing I hung onto my Costco receipt!
