Ann Landers wrote today about a Nude Teenage Slumber Party! of all things. She said, “I cannot imagine the appeal of doing either with a bunch of other girls in close quarters.” but the last line seemd to indicate that Ann might be wiser than she is letting on. I am flabberghasted at the letter and the response.
Sounds fun though.
Ann Landers, Pornographer Extraordinaire!
(This shit writes itself. It’s too good.)
I was snickering at that myself this afternoon.
I could never be Ann Landers. I think I’d do an okay job for the first few days, but then I’d definitely do stuff to amuse myself. I know if I received that letter, there’s no way I’d be able to restrain myself from writing “Your daughter is a lesbian.”
What I want to know is where in the @(&#(&#!! these parties were when I was 15!
GAH!
Seriously.
Hmmm… The market for the X10 camera makes itself apparent…
Wow. Great thread title.
:Snaps back to reality:
What’s this world coming to?
But, wow. Great thread title.
stv
Where the heck is Burlingame?
well i feel pretty seedy for clicking on this link now…
…but I just had to, didn’t I. It could have contained life changing information!
They can use my house
I feel so ashamed for having opened this thread…
Heh! I’m amused!
Yes, indeed. You might just learn something…
This is one of the gentlest and most subtle pieces of guidance I’ve ever heard from Ann Landers.
Amen to that. 
Who cares if the slumber parties where they all wear see-through lingerie are a myth, if they don’t bother with the lingerie at all.
Apparently it’s an urban legend, although I’m hoping it’ll morph into a self-fufilling prophecy…
Damn!
Another dream goes ‘bust’.
[Nelson pointing at Ann Landers]Ha-haa![/Nelson pointing]
stv
Burlingame, California, US
County: San Mateo County
Location: 37:35:25N 122:21:45W
Population (1990): 26801
Elevation: 25 feet
Burlingame, Kansas, US
County: Osage County
Location: 38:45:03N 95:50:08W
Population (1990): 1074
Elevation: 1055 feet
Burlingame, Illinois, US
County: Cass County
Location: 39:55:25N 90:09:48W
Burlingame, Oregon, US
County: Multnomah County
Location: 45:28:07N 122:41:02W
Elevation: 350 feet
Because thats not more than I ever needed to know!
You said bust…