Now seating…
Bachelor, party of 1.
[sub]Your turn, and no using “Balls, party of two” either.[/sub]
Donner, party of four…no, wait, three and a half…no, hang on…
Dionne, party of 5
Boléro, party of 1…uh, 2…hmmm,6…hey, should I just get a room for y’all?
Salinger, party of five
Mssrs. Eng and Chang Butler, party of one.
Dali Lama
Party of one with everything.
Mole. Party of 6.022 x 10^23.
Jesus, Party of 13…
ROFLMAO <giggle, snort> I dunno why, but that just cracked me the hell up.
On a personal note, I have an ex-husband. Said ex-husband’s last name (as was mine for a while) was Arms.
Truly I believe I divorced him just so that I never in my life again had to hear, “Arms, party of two.” Oh, yeah, big host stud/cute hostess bimbette, I DO see you giggling behind your hand. Did you make that up all by yourself??? :rolleyes:
Jackson, party of 5.
Topps, party of 4.
Marcel Marceau…
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe, LPA
Whomsoever constitutes a member of the party of the third part …
Donner, party of 80…
No - 73…
No - 68…
No - 54…
Pi, party of 3.14159265358979323…
Euro, party of 11.
U, party of 2.
You too?
U2?
No! U Thant and U Nu
I didn’t - you knew?
Oh no! A gnu!
Bwahahahahahaha!!! That really shouldn’t be funny. Hehe!
::wipes away the tears::
Donner Pass really is a beautiful place though.
(No, I don’t have anything to add to this. Carry on.)
I am getting an image of the Donner Party at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet line…
::shuddering, trying not to giggle::
Democrats, party of 50,158,094
Republicans, party of 49,820,518
etc. etc. etc.