Bachelor, party of 1.

Pi, party of 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919…

(I have pi to 23,555 decimal places, but I think the mods would frown on me posting that…)

Another one I heard a standup comic tell years ago: go to a restaurant and give your name as “Thethe Puhpuhpuh”. Then, when they call your name, they sound like they’re stuttering. “Thethe Puhpuhpuh party of two…”

FOX, Party Of Five

Lincoln - party of 2, balcony.

BANG

… er, make that one.

Menage, Party of Trois.

Beast, party of 666.

Wayne and Garth, party on!

Allen, party of two with high chair.

Jones, party of down 456.

Levis, party of 501.

Gettysburg, party of four score and seven.

Granite Mills High, party of 456… er, um… 455…

SDMB, Party of 13,364

Freedoms, party of four…

Chat, party of…**OH NO YOU DON’T! WE DON’T ALLOW YOUR KIND IN HERE! WE DON’T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU! TAKE THAT STUFF SOMEWHERE ELSE!

:smiley:

They don’t need a buffet line. They are one.

Null, party of…

Recursion, party of itself.

SVGA, party of 1024x768.

Tori Spelling, party of you and your lame-ass brother. As usual, your father phoned ahead for reservations.

Brady, party of 8

Watson and Crick, party of two in a very roundabout way.

Bobbit’s genitals, party of one… none… one?

Jesse Jackson and family, party of… what’s the count today, sir?

Clinton, party of two, table for one? Very good, sir, and we haven’t forgotten the extra-long tablecoth.

Gah! Preview! I did mean to put as instead of at.

Company, party of 3.

cat, party of 9

Sorry Monster darlin’, but isn’t it

Company, party of 2
and Crowd, party of 3…?
and possibly
Print-Handicapped Rodent Society, party of 3
Stitch-Not-In-Time, party of 9

this is fun for all the family!

Redparty