NudeSuits? WTF?

[QUOTE=Polycarp]
Now, let’s be completely fair to Mouse Maven. She was obviously looking up what to clothe her naked mice in so they could look like her nude mice. (She actually explained the difference in a recent thread.)
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Recent discussion on nude mice at work:

“I see we have some scrots available.”

This puzzled me. “Scrots?”

“Nude mice. Have you ever noticed that they look like scrotums?”

Later that day, I overheard someone saying"No, I was talking to the mouse in your pocket." I cackled with laughter and turned bright red.

I’ll never be able to look at a naked man - or mouse - the same way again!

Oh! I want one! With perky breasts! And no stretch marks! Or scars…or cellulite…and can it make me look 50 lbs. thinner?