Recent discussion on nude mice at work:
“I see we have some scrots available.”
This puzzled me. “Scrots?”
“Nude mice. Have you ever noticed that they look like scrotums?”
Later that day, I overheard someone saying"No, I was talking to the mouse in your pocket." I cackled with laughter and turned bright red.
I’ll never be able to look at a naked man - or mouse - the same way again!