But of course, my little pumpkin muffin. You’re a tad vague about your location. “Upstate New York” covers a lot of real estate, y’know. And to some denizens of Noo Yawk City, Yonkers is considered “upstate.”
But Casa Dave-Guy is not far from the Thruway, the Garden State Parkway, and the Palisades Interstate Parkway. So unless you’re talking Watertown or Potsdam, y’all come!
This sounds very interesting and delicious as well. Perhaps I can hitch a ride with Biggirl. I will definitely bring some goodies along.
I’ve HAD it with this thread! Here I am all hating Dave and stuff for planning this butt-kicking cookout, and all of my totally best Doper buds are going to be there…Dear Goddess, I’ve never been so honked in all my life!
You people leave me no other option but to SHOW UP and tell you how pissed off I am, right to your Dopery little faces.
So THERE. Deal. Nyah.
Damn.
Hell yeah, you can come! In fact, you’d better.
::pictures tkeana savagely ripping into a big meaty rib, face all smeared with The Dave-Guy’s secret Jack Daniels BBQ sauce::
::promptly faints dead away, a biiiiiiiiig smile on his face::
And the 14th is most assuredly doable, Dave. I’m so there I’m gone again.
DaveGuy, if you have this shindig on a Saturday, maybe I can swing it after all. I’d love to take Sue up on her offer of lasagna, but I insist on bringing something. Maybe dessert? What do you guys like for dessert after a day of rib eating?
Indeed! I’ve had the hots for her ever since I first saw the closet scene in Monkey Business. And then of course all four Marx Brothers sing (or play, in Harpo’s case) variations of the same song to her in Horsefeathers. (“Baravelli, you overcome me!” “Okay, but remember it was your idea.”)
That would be fine with me.
Biggirl and family, Ducks and Duhnyms, Cosmo, Persephone, beerchick, Zyada - wow, this is gonna be a party indeed! (Euty, surely you can get here from RI - it just ain’t that far!)
Oh, shut up. You’ll be the first to face my flaming wrath. Nyah. 
Oh yeah? OH YEAH??!!
Well…just you set foot on my property and…and…and…
And you’ll get a nice mess o’ ribs, some side dishes, a few beers, and lots of hugs and kisses!
I think I’ve earned my sig.
I like ribs.
How do I get there by bus (the posted link doesn’t work for me)?
When come back, eat ribs.
[sub]Stop me before I “When come back…” again! I swear, this is even worse than “All your base.” [/sub]
All Your Pie Are Belong To Us.
Fusion!!!
Hmmm…
Ribs in June. Sounds good! Count two of the three Doorses in. (Aaron needs an introduction to cookouts.)
Zappo, wanna carpool?
Robin, who makes a mental note to invest in a papoose.
If it’s Saturday, we may be able to make it. We’ll have to see if the car is available for our borrowing, unless any Dopers from this direction want to pick up a few lonely Philly Dopers and bring them along…
Besides, with this cast of characters, there’s no WAY I can miss it!
And we can all raise a glass to Verrain, who’s birthday is the 16th! (It’ll be a full birthday weekend for him, that’s for sure!)
Why, what’s the matter with the kid you’ve already got?
And I’d like to know just where the heck FriendBill is, anyway? If anyone is invited and compelled to come to this, it’s he. Heck, he’s family.
And he needs to bring a certain lovely British redhead who is a DoperChick even though she may not realize it yet.
coughZappo has a really big carcough
[sub]That’s why I’m hopping he notices the eye batting going on over here. ;)[/sub]
He’d be crazy not to. I hope I’m not giving away any secrets here, kid, but…
HE’S CRAZY ABOUT YOU!!