I enjoy the trolls. They are what makes this board truly entertaining. If it wasn’t for them, we’d all sit around and agree. What fun would that be?
I’ve never been accused of trolling, I think. But sometimes, I just don’t know if I can resist the urge.
Perhaps, someday, when I really need a good kick in the butt…
There’s always another beer.
Beeruser said:
Well, I disagree. 
Seriously, you don’t have to have trolls to have disagreements. ARG/Zion has disagreed with plenty of people, and I doubt anybody thinks he is a troll. I’ve had severe disagreements with Jodih, but I don’t think she’s a troll (and I hope she doesn’t think I’m one).
Lots of people disagree in gun control, religious, political, and many other topics. But that doesn’t mean one side or the other is made up solely of trolls.
BTW, for folks discussing the definition of a troll, check out the recent mailbag item (if you hadn’t already) : http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtroll.html
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Who’s the third of whom you speak? My roommate is Tymp, he may make a fourth.
LOL! Ah, the wonderful images that come to mind…
Perhaps we should start a thread over in MPSIMS to see if a Black Eyed Sally’s Doper bash would be of interest.
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Yo see I used to be the best of what ya’ll call a troll. I used to be Michael Masterson. That is my real name. I have reformed from my old ways. But I can enlighten ya’ll on the psychology of trolls if ya like. I won the title KING of TROLLS on my first attempt at being a troll. Yeah it was fun to provoke hundreds of replies from people but I eventually got tired of it. And after I recieved complements from posting intelligent replies to good questions I decided I would rather be a good, somewhat respected poster, as opposed to an entertaining troll that wreaked havok on the boards. Well if you have any questions for me (the trolling record holder) i’ll answer them.
Peace, love and sex ------Mike
I just wanted to mention that I’ve noticed quite a few of your posts in your new incarnation, and I’m impressed. You’re definitely a real pleasure to have on the board now. Thanks for turning over a new leaf and becoming an asset instead of an ass!
Great to have you here.
Perhaps.
EXCUSE ME??? Are you seriously calling me a Troll? or are you saying that maybe I am Pashley or CalifBoomer come back?? When was the last time you saw me regularly in the PIT?? I’m an MPSIMS person for sure. If you think I am really them… well… I wont stop you, in fact, I might just be able to have some fun with that. Oh wait… what am I saying your nick is FlatULance and you have very FEW posts. I forgot, that makes YOU the troll.