Obama Birth-Certificate Confirmer Killed in Plane Crash

[Count_Blucher]

@Johnny_L.A

Who knew the Teabaggers had such a long reach?

Nah. Even of their balls were placed end to end, the entire party couldn’t stretch to cover a short city block.

[Siam_Sam]

@PunditLisa

That’s all well and good, but I’m still unsure what interest the state has in owning and running this place. If the former patients want to live there, they can do that without having the state involved.

@Simplicio

It’s inside a National Park, so they aren’t going to sell it to private interests. Kicking people off who were forced to live there in the first place would be kind of dick, so they let them stay.

The population has been dropping pretty sharply as the residents die off, so to the extent that them being there is an issue, it won’t be for very long.

Indeed, what Simplicio said. Seriously, there is nothing nefarious about the deal, as anyone familiar with the situation already knows.

[splatterpunk]

@Little_Nemo

Wait a second. The OP says Fuddy was “up there with Vince Foster”? So they faked his death and he’s still alive? And he was inside the plane when it crashed?

It’s pretty obvious this conspiracy is huge. I think the next step is obvious. We need to exhume Lee Harvey Oswald’s body.

You mean Lee Hussein Obama? Why have we never seen his long form birth certificate? What is Barack Harvey Oswald trying to hide?