Obama Birth-Certificate Confirmer Killed in Plane Crash

Story here. Loretta Fuddy, the Hawaiian state official who confirmed President Obama’s birth certificate, died Wednesday night in the crash of a small plane in the ocean.

Let the conspiracy theories begin! This could be up there with Vince Foster.

Even better, she was the only fatality out of 8 passengers.

Who knew the Teabaggers had such a long reach? Obviously they silenced her, since she inconveniently subverted their CT about Obama’s place of birth by presenting, you know, facts.

Ok, so who killed her? Obama? Hillary? Orly? Zombie Vince Foster? And why hasn’t Glenn Beck denied involvement yet?

Glen Beck knows that ‘if’ he was the one responsible, then denying he did it would be clear evidence that he did do it. So by not admitting he was behind it, he’s making the implicit statement that he had nothing to do with it. Unfortunately for him, by making this implicit denial, it’s pretty clear he did it!

Does Obama’s half-sister in Honolulu have an alibi? Just askin’ questions!

Yeah, that’s lovely. If only more people died violently!

Well that has shown God obviously, after careful review, allowing multiple appeals, has finally pronounced judgement on her.

btw the plane was His anyway and He is still pissed about people selling tickets for flying on it.

A little more on the crash. Fuddy was alive when they sent the 70-year-old man off to swim half a mile for help. Hmmm. Hmmm. Could be he was the only one not in on this. The plot thickens.

Wait a second. The OP says Fuddy was “up there with Vince Foster”? So they faked his death and he’s still alive? And he was inside the plane when it crashed?

It’s pretty obvious this conspiracy is huge. I think the next step is obvious. We need to exhume Lee Harvey Oswald’s body.

Loretta should have been silenced before Obama was even elected to the first term. But that’s what* they *would be expecting. So you have to bide your time and wait.

So do you snuff her before the second election? No that is just what they want you to do. You have to be smarter than them.

You wait until he is a year or so from retirement and then you have got to get rid of her, she knows too much.

This pattern will repeat itself over the next 50 years when many of the people who knew Barry when he was young die. One by one, like clockwork. Cancer? Old age? Car ‘accidents’?

Oh, come on sheeple!

Yeah, that’s the thing that gets me the most. The other people on that plane are basically being accused of murder here. There is no way around it.

It’s one thing to go all nuts over a politician, especially one with the status of the President. But these, AFAIK, are just normal people, and they’re facing a LOT of crazy harassment and accusations, and that’s just wrong.

If it wasn’t on somebody’s dead pool, it doesn’t count.

You know something worse? One by one everyone involved in the Kennedy assassination is dying. Soon they will all be gone. Coincidence? I think not.

Frankly, I’m more concerned about this. Why is the state health department still running a leper colony?

Very suspicious! :dubious:

Actually, it’s not a leper “colony” anymore. The segregation policy was abolished in 1969. I used to live in Hawaii, and the patients still on Molokai live there by choice. From what I hear about the place from people I know who went to Molokai including public-health personnel, it’s quite a nice community. I never did go to that island myself. But I do know the patients can leave anytime they please. I’m not sure what stages their disease is at, given the current state of medicine. You may not be able to tell them apart from uninfected people at all. But even the ones who are cured still carry a bit of a stigma even in this day and age and continue to live in a place where they feel comfortable and know they won’t be discriminated against by their neighbors.

You, sir, are evil. If it wasn’t for your comment, I wouldn’t have had to clean ice tea off my laptop. Which was not an easy chore.

Though I admit, I should know better by now than to drink and read at the same time in this place. :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s all well and good, but I’m still unsure what interest the state has in owning and running this place. If the former patients want to live there, they can do that without having the state involved.

It’s inside a National Park, so they aren’t going to sell it to private interests. Kicking people off who were forced to live there in the first place would be kind of dick, so they let them stay.

The population has been dropping pretty sharply as the residents die off, so to the extent that them being there is an issue, it won’t be for very long.