Obama: Do not underestimate Trump

To be fair, he has no problems with same-sex marriage. Go figure.

No matter whom the inaugural performers are, we know one thing for certain.

There will be lots of clapping on the 1 and 3.

…from the four people and a dog who are actually there…

At first you say that you were guilty of underestimating him, which implies that you do not support him…but you close your missive with

. Are you for, or against, Trump?

Who are these people the OP is referring to that are still laughing at Trump? I have the impression we have long since changed our tune. It isn’t funny anymore…

I have one follow-up question about the sodomy…

Pitching or catching?

Forgive me if this has already been noted but it wasn’t Trump that was underestimated, it was the American voter that was overestimated. Pretty silly considering the number of people who watch Jerry Springer, WWE and the like.

Sometimes others say it better than I ever could…

I miss Greg. Wish he’d have stuck around at least until the roast of Trump in 2011.

Speaking of which, I just saw this article about it, purporting to give behind-the-scenes details. Surprise! Trump was controlling, lacked a sense of humor, forbade any jokes that suggested he wasn’t as rich as he claims to be, and brought his own audience. Afterward, he exaggerated about how much money Comedy Central had paid him (or rather, donated to his charity).

Greg would have been great at the Trump roast, but I think Anthony J and Gilbert Gottfried were a decent replacement. Then again, I’m a YUGE Gilbert Gottfried fan.

Yup, we underestimated Trump.

However that was before the election, I don’t think it will be as big of an issue now. If anything people are panicking and assuming the worst.

Trump’s already revealed his 2020 slogan: “Keep America Great.”

People just don’t get this. Trump thinks America hold all the aces. He’s too stupid to count the cards and see that there are no aces left in play.

Even God speaks as to this nightmare.

The chance of showers will increase throughout the morning – from around 40% at 7 a.m. to 70 to 80% when Trump puts his hand on the Bible to take the oath of office at noon. The rain should move out of the area by time the inaugural parade begins making its way through the District’s streets at 3 p.m.
From CNN

Please rain on his parade.

Good, it will put out the fire.

He is putting his hand on two Bibles-The Lincoln Bible that Obama used, and his family Bible. I don’t know if they will be put side-by-side with his hand stretched across both of them, or one on top of the other.

Maybe a Bible sandwich. You know, to hide his little-bitty fingers.

This is why Trump won.

But seriously, why don’t white people have rhythm? I’d figure science would have an answer by now.

Don’t worry, the real suffering will start soon enough.