Obama money

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOZ-Etb0k0Q&feature=related
All kidding aside, I’ve decided that I want me some Obama money, too. I’m a small business owner and a grant or something from the Federal Government would be nice; I’d consider it a refund on my tax dollars that they have extorted from me for years.

How do I go about getting it, anyone know?

Recovery.gov, everything you need to apply for federal stimulus money.