Obama

For the fun of it lets just focus on this one for a second.

In the 2008 and 2012 election there were approximately 8,400,000 votes cast in the Florida. According to your statement approximately 10% of these were cast by Micky Mouse. Given that conservative poll watchers were in attendance at polling stations, and the Florida voter rolls are public record, it is odd that no one other than you seemed to have noticed this discrepancy. I would recommend contacting Reince Priebus bringing this to the attention of the Republican National Committee. I’m sure that they would make good use of such an easily provable demonstration of voter fraud, given that their own attempts to find instances of it have come up empty. (I guess no one in the RNC thought of eyeballing the Florida voter rolls to and seeing that every 10th name might be Micky Mouse.) I eagerly await the RNC’s stunning announcement in the next few days, thanks to your diligent detective work.

No. He’ll shit everywhere, chew the furniture and constantly try to hump your leg.

Me and Mrs. Clinton, we got a thing going on
We both know that it’s wrong
But it’s much too strong to let it go now

I got better?

Not the first time I’ve seen a RW do that, either.

Some even dismiss Wikipedia.

Lol, you didn’t build that. Your business belongs to the people who protect it from criminals, to the people who built the roads that lead to it, to the utilities that give you power, water, and gas, and the government that taxes people and redistributes it so that you can have the necessary laws in place for your business to exist. And someday, if you fail to pay your property or other taxes, the government can confiscate it just as easily as they helped you build it :smiley:

I’m not even sure why exactly, but every time I read his posts I’m reminded of this animated GIF

There’s also a downside.

Wizard did it.

So … YOU’RE the one who stole her heart away from me … dammit … I wanted to be the next First Lady … I make size 12 look hot …

I am not cleaning out the litter box this time!!

The last one you brought home was soo stupid that you took cute pictures of it and shared them on imgur and everyone agreed, “aww, isn’t it stupid!”

But I am not dealing with the poop pellets and carpet stains again with this one!

You people are too mean. IBuildEm brings something very valuable to this board. IBuildEm is a deep thinker, a philosopher. Consider how he obliquely brings up a quandary worthy of Descartes here:

Namely, can a person know something that isn’t true?

The month of May was taken up discussing his construction of a gasoline-powered bicycle that doesn’t work, and which I trust is the source of his brilliantly innovative user name. Having now accepted that it will never work and was a comically stupid idea, his new project is explaining why everyone must hate Obama, which actually has a lot in common with the bicycle project.

Every right winger knows you get a much better version of reality on Conservapedia.

Did anybody ever figure out the relationship between the rant in OP and the linked photograph? Did Obama bail out the banks so the country would be more prosperous and Osama bin Laden(*) would get to destroy more when President Hussein turns the nuclear launch codes over to al-Qaeda? Was Obamacare just so that our Islamist conquerors could have healthier sex slaves?

(* - I think it goes without saying that those who are as on-top-of-the-facts as OP are well aware that Osama’s death was faked.)

So a cycle, with a motor? You know, that’s so crazy, it just might work!

It is clear proof that Obama is deliberately sending jobs overseas to ruin America. In the photo Obama is saying, “Here, this job is for you.” and the other guy is saying, “Thank you. Death to America!”

You could call it…the Cycled-Motor!
Or something like that.

Only a fruitcake gunsmith from Birmingham, England, would think up something that weird.

I just want to add that the OP appears to be obtuse.