Obama

He/She certainly isn’t acute.

Right.

President Obama ended two wars, and tried to make healthcare more affordable and accessible for his fellow Americans. That monster.

A cute what?

Plus he got Bin Laden, after saying he would make it a priority.

Oh, and by the way, for those who whine about Obama increasing the deficit, well part of that increase is because in 2009 he refused to play the shell games that Bush had played that hid 2.7 trillion dollars in costs:

Natch the ODS sufferers weaponized this.

Or a fruitsmith guncake.

A cute appendicitis, of course. Not as cute as mine, though…

Now cut that out!

I reject your use of the New York Times as a source. As everyone knows, the NYTimes has a well-known liberal bias. For example, they use FACTS. Unacceptable.

I find that…unlikely.

There is actually a company that specializes in gasoline motors for bicycles.

Don’t they have to check competition bicycles now for illicit motors?

Ended wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Oil and Gas well below when he came into office.
Oil imports cut in half as we now produce more than ever.
Health care law
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell repealed and gays able to serve openly. Military did not collapse, nor did the professionals leave. No one was forced to be gay to be in the military.
Gay marriage now the law of the land.
We still have our guns.
There’s still no Sharia Law and no one is being forced to be a Muslim.
We are now at theoretical ‘Full Employment’
Inflation is pretty much non-existent.
Minimum wage is being increased.

All of this despite entrenched opposition refusing to cooperate on any issue.

Too bad I can’t post the Willy Wonka picture asking how this man is a failure as President.

Remember when Obama let ebola turn us all into plague zombies? That was pretty bad.

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

I had a co-worker argue with me quite vehemently that Wikipedia ought to be SHUT DOWN, because her kids weren’t allowed to use it as a source for homework. I tried to explain the ideas of reputable cites, and that her kids could follow the little links in well cited articles to other, more academically-friendly sources, but she was having none of it. That website should be SHUT DOWN.

That’s right. Altogether, by the governments own admission, almost 19 million Americans have already died on Obama’s watch. Sure, some of them may have died of natural causes, but even if President Hussein Obama deliberately killed only 18 million of them, we can all agree that this Teleprompter Monster ranks up there with Pol Pot and Jack the Ripper as one of the worst murderers in history.

I kind of enjoyed it, actually. But that’s just me.

Shouldn’t that be “TROOF”?

But started military action against ISIS and the Gaddafi regime.