Obama's real birth certificate found!

Here it is, Birthers! Run and tell Orly Tatiz! Orly? Yeah, really!

His real name is B-Rock “The Islamic Shock” Hussein Superallah Obama. This was filed, as you might expect, in Kenyatown, Kenya, by a most assuredly Kenyan registrar deep in the very beating heart of Kenya.

From this thread, which happens to be made of nearly unalloyed victory.

Fake.

They spelled “honkey” wrong.

That must be the Kenyan way of spelling the word, under the influence of their British colonial masters.

You have to expect these misspellings when dealing with a Kenyan working deep in the heart of Darkest Africa. It’s too dark to read in there.

That Kenyan registrar is very efficient – able to register the birth almost a month before it happened.

Yeah, well, Obama wants you to think he was born in August…

Nitpick: Obama’s mother’s maiden name was Dunham, not Durham.

Whether this is evidence of fraud, or merely a typo, is the 64,000-dirham question…

Found another one: http://assets.236.com/images/photo2/3363/original/original.jpg

These birth certificates seem to be multiplying like bunnies.

It’s the shoes,
ba-ikes.
(Pr)BO’ Ikes

This is so old.

“SURE HE’S MUSLIM” should have been “You betcha.”