Borrowing from two now-obscure shows:
Sledge Hammer!: “Trust me. I know what I’m doing.”
An episode of Unsolved Mysteries: ObL: “You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you?” SEAL: “Well…maybe.” (BLAM!)
Darn, “Sledge Hammer”, why didnt it get its movie adaptation (with Schwarzy, of course)?
I’d paint the muzzle of my gun lipstick red and gone for “Sealed, with a kiss.”
You people disgust me…
More than 100 posts and no one has yet suggested, “This is my Boomstick!!!”
Heh, Bruce Campbell FTW. 
And doubly appropriate, since Sam on Burn Notice is a SEAL.
I don’t normally watch Bill Maher but did catch his show yesterday, which had an original broadcast of 5/6, a day after this started. One of his skits was ‘Osama Kill shot quotes’.
Coincidence?
If I were in a room with you and two doctors who performed abortions, and my gun only had two bullets and I was pro-life, what would I do?
BANG! BANG!
Good thing I’m pro-choice.
Oh, man. He totally stole my idea. Do you know if there’s a way to watch this online? Did he use any of the stuff here?
“Constable Clitoris and I are from the Hygiene Squad, and we’d like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates…”
RitterSport, I was in and out of the room and just caught a few of them which didn’t ring a bell and can’t speak for the rest. The concept though was identical.
Well, folks here it is:
Pretty interesting story in this week’s New Yorker about the raid. Kind of long, but well worth a read if you have the time.
“Todd Beamer says Hello.”
<Said in the robotic voice of the ED-209>
Osama Bin Laden, surrender at once, you have two seconds to comply…
[2 seconds elapse]
I am now authorized to use physical force!
<double tap>
Or
You will be eliminated, Resistance is Futile…
<double tap>
Or, you can’t go wrong with the infamous, immortal Dalek catchphrase, in their trademarked screech…
EX-TER-MI-NATE!!
From the Boondock Saints (and sequel):
In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.
Who ordered the whoop-ass fajitas?!
Ding dong, muthafucka, DING DONG!
I’ll have a Coke!
I carried a watermelon.
“The International Zionist Cabal says hello!” <BANG!>
<points gun at groin> “And they’re gonna stay virgins!”
“good luck with your 72 west virginians!”
Here ya go.
“You’ve won a free eye exam!”