Thanks for yet another good tlhIngan Hol line.
tugh qoH nachDaj je chevlu’ta’
(A fool and his head are soon parted.)
I didn’t. 
ETA:about 1:15 in
This brought to mind the scene from Apocolypse Now. The choppers could be playing “Another one bites the dust” on their loudspeakers.
You’re terminated, fucker.
We (Bang…wife’s leg)
never (Bang … left eye)
FORGOT! (bang…chest)
Thanks!
I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that we outlawed waterboarding. The bad news is I can still shoot you in the face.
“Time to die.”
I can’t believe I didn’t see this thread until after someone already did the Jeff Dunham thing.
<sobbing> *“He noticed!” *</sobbing>
Well, yeah, but it’s so much cooler spoken in tlhIngan Hol.
“Today is a good day to die!”
“Hijack this.”
I didn’t know that Roy Batty knew that language.
Extra points if on entering the room you tell his wife/daughter/whoever it was in there with him “Bitches leave.”
Now if only we can find someplace to use “I’d buy that for a dollar!”
Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
Hasta la vista…Beardy.
Oh, did you not have time to call 9-11?
No one who has ever fired one of the military assault rifles will ever do this – think about recoil!
“It’s the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.”
“I’m the viper. I’ve come to vipe and vash the vindows.”