You won.
“Osama… meet Obama.”
“bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’”
You’re fired.
“thats gonna itch when it dries”
wait for it…
Geronimo!
Also, “Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam”
That one’s even better. 
The way I heard it:
“Hello mister Osama, have you ever heard of multi level marketing? I have the opportunity of a life time called Herbalife…………………”
40 min later BAM BAM
It was a sucide!
It’s more of a case of:
“I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five ?”. Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a belt-fed SAW, it’s not like it fucking matters is it ?”
See post #54. 
One of us is getting laid by a shit-load of virgins. The other is getting shot in the face.
“Let me introduce you to Obamacare”
“Silence! I kill you!”
“Michael Corleone says hello.”
“We’re the death panel.”
So, a little help? (I guessed Klingon, but the translator I found couldn’t really do much with it.)
“And we just issued our verdict.”
Thanks!
OK, here’s an oldie, but a goodie:
“Osama, you mess with the best, you die like the rest.”
I saw what you did there. 