Nope, not at all. Took me a while to get the intended meaning.
Caption: “Backdoor Santa”
Win.
Dude, you’re so far back in the closet you’re having adventures in Narnia.
I never trusted that C. L. Lewis dude, either.
That happened to me once, but it wasnt my tongue sticking out and it wasn’t Mrs Claus that got pissed about it either.
Sooo.. this was all just one giant woosh?
Is there anything more mockable than people who claim emotional damage from being “lied to about Santa Claus”? No, there isn’t.
To the OP: how do you feel about the song Santa Baby, then? 
You mean he’s had… Ho-Tox…!?
I dunno, what about people who are disturbed by being turned on by Santas’ hot, wet, red lips? 
Obsceneta sounds like the stage name for a Mexican stripper.
There is.
This reads like a Santa-based version of this article.
I think he’s Santastic.
Oh great. I saw the Santa sticking his tongue out at me one when I was out earlier and all I could think of was Santa doing bad things with said protrusion. This thread has warped my mind!
If you rearrange the letters in Santa, you get. . . . . . . . .
SATAN!!!