Good lord.
Wait - what?
Her use of metaphor.
Not exactly helpful
He said he was looking for a bathroom, and she told him he was full of crap.
Sam the thirsty bushfire koala bear who was rescued by a fireman has died. 
Story here.
RIP, Sam.
“The badly burned koala became a symbol of hope for the survivors of the deadly bushfires that killed 173 people and left 7,500 homeless.”
Holy crap! That makes the California wildfires seem like minor annoyances.
That’s all there is…there isn’t any moa.
Everything’s bigger in Australia. It’s the Texas of the South Pacific!
Unfortunately not everythings bigger if you know what I mean.
Sounds like something from Wallace and Gromit!
The bare-faced bulbul has been described in Laos. It’s the first new species of bulbul found in Asia in more than a century. Has a featherless face.
This really needs a video link, but my initial efforts were fruitless.
353 new species discovered in the eastern Himalayas in the past decade, including a flying frog, the world’s smallest deer and the first new monkey to be found in over a century.
And they’ve named the panda cub in the Chiang Mai Zoo: Lin Ping. Story here, with adorable photo. Cute little bugger.
And now for something totally mundane and pointless
I HATE it when that happens.
Could be worse.
Could be Thai bar girls.