If the University of South Carolina played the University of Southern California, it would be the Cocks versus the Trojans.
In Soccer, if you had a game between the Kansas City Whiz and the Dallas Burn, you’d have a urinary track infection.
Where I went to High School, when the two rival teams in the county played each other we thought it was funny that it was the Jaguars vs. the Mustangs.
<shrug>
Okay, so mine’s not as cool as Cocks and Trojans… 
Speaking of which, I’d like to see how CBS Sports would handle USC vs. USC.
I heard a (probably false) story a few years ago that Notre Dame was once scheduled to play South Carolina, Southern Cal, and Navy in consecutive weeks. Some ND students hung a banner from their dorm windows that read, “Beat Cocks, Burst Trojans, and Spill Seamen!”
A person who is part American and part Polynesian is Amnesian.
So, is Libertarian a Unitarian from Liberia?
A few years back, City University of Newcastle on Tyne were going to design some t-shirts with the college initials on them. They didn’t get very far with that idea.
OK its a fake, still kind of amusing.
I’ve heard there was a college in Texas called the Sam Houston Institute of Technology…
You do the initials.
elshatan, I thought it was West Point that had those initials. You know, the South Hudson Institute of Technology…
A few years ago, UConn played Washington State University in one of the NCAA Mens’ brackets. It was, you guessed it, the Huskies vs. the Huskies.
South Carolina vs. Oregon State would be the Cocks vs. the Beavers. 
Speaking of initials, how about the College of Notre Dame of Maryland? :eek:
If any two Canadian Football League Teams played, it would be the Roughriders vs. the Roughriders. OK, I’m dating myself. There haven’t been more that 3 or 4 teams called the Roughriders since the mid-90’s.