In Bush’s pants?
In a jar of phenelphalyne (sp?) in my chem lab at school.
In the center of the ‘O’ in the ‘LOVE’ statue in Love Park in Philly
In a mailbox
Masquarading as the flag on a mailbox.
In the lint trap of a dryer.
In the floppy drive in a computer lab.
As a “message in a bottle” that you find on the beach
-Inside the pocket of a blue dress
-Trying to make change for a $100 bill near the corner where Divine Brown works.
-In the bedstand drawer in the Lincoln Bedroom.
-In Queen Elizabeth’s ever-present purse.
-In a shrubbery!
-Handing out Oscar Mayer Weiner Whistles
Lying on a blanket next to a toaster oven on 2nd Avenue.
In a silly thread.
My friend has one of these in his truck. No, really. It’s from a possum. It looks like a question mark.
As a squeezable tension reducer.
In a school trophy case.
In a boquet of forget-me-nots.
In a humidor.
unexpectedly resting in a tray of ice cubes
in place of the free bread at an Italian restaurant
as a doorknob
And in regard of this, I wish I had a picture to show, because there is a plaster penis mounted on the wall of the lounge in my dorm. I wonder who got the honor of modelling for that specific sculpture…
in a carpenter’s belt
stuck in the pencil sharpener
in your sock drawer
In the surprised hands of a pickpocket
in the bullseye of a dartboard
the new discovery on Mars below “the face”
inside a stress ball
the new Safe For Children[sub]TM[/sub] “lawn dart”
the rosen bag on the mound at Yankee Stadium
the new number 7 button on your calculator
the new NFL regulation football
the throttle of your motorcycle
OK… that’s enough for now…
Isn’t it interesting that the Latin word penes means ‘in the hands of’?
This is kinda gross, and I’m unsure if it’s okay by the mods (but I’m CERTAIN a link wouldn’t be okay); but here goes;
WARNING: Long set-up, talks frankly about Adult material, though in this thread that’s not a surprise, no? If that stuff offends you, what the heck are you reading this thread for? but seriously, just skip to the next post.
Begins now…
Don’t ask me how I found out about this. Some of you will, and some of you won’t know what Hentai, and Manga refer to. Manga are Japanese comic books, Hentai is anything pornographic in Japan. There’s a Hentai Manga company that makes their money translating big name series into English and releasing them in the US. A lot of these series are episodic, each issue having one or more stories unrelated to any others, and often the series’ merely have a general theme, like BD/SM or group, etc., but many of the bigger ones just have a ‘variety show’ nature to them. One that’s very popular, though VERY bizzare and icky is called HOT TAILS in the US. Issue no. 5 or so has a story called finder’s keepers, were three highschool girls find what appears to be a very lifelike ahem, well, given the thread, you can probably guess. Meanwhile a slacker is going to the bathroom worried about getting to his next class late or something when he notices he’s missing something! Again, you can guess. For some reason there’s no bleeding or nothing, and the Penis works perfectly fine, and even emits, as if it were still attached (? don’t ask me, this is typical of this stuff), and the girls start using it as a ahem cough cough, and passing it around it school. With each emission the boy slowly fades away till his penis is all that’s left, and while he’s totally aware of waht’s going on, it doesn’t die, and there’s no end. It ends with a bad joke, but this thread and the references to a song about a detachable penis made me think of this, somehow appropriate, no?
Sorry about that. Hope I avoided anything too squicky for the mods to let me post this.
perched above a man’s ear (you know how sometimes people keep a pencil there, so they have easy access to it when they need it quickly)
in the prize display case at a carnival (for only 10,000 tickets)
as the joystick in the cockpit of a biplane
Celine Dion’s favorite new microphone
on your pillow when you wake up in the morning after a night of hard drinking
Head of programming at Fox. Oh, wait, the OP is odd places to find a penis.