Did anyone say “In a drawer in the British Museum, yet?”
Hi! DDG
Sticking out one of the finger holes of your bowling ball.
As the flag on the 18th green at Peeble Beach.
Inside the pocket of a new pair of pants you just tried on.
In your hanky after blowing your nose.
Bouncing around in a dryer at the laundermat.
As an antenna topper on a cop car.
Inside the piano with all the hammers and strings.
Inside a drink that you’re consuming.
In the middle of a cake or other foodstuff.
F_X
Length matters?
You mean in a hole in a dyke? Yeah, that would be odd.
In a washer and/or dryer in the laudromat. If it ever did happen, I hope it would be before I put my clothes in. That would be odd. While taking my clothes out would not be weird, it would be nauseating.
Not really, It’s how you use this thread that counts.
And the thread’s thickness, of course.
Replacing batteries in a remote control.
The center of a tootsie pop.
Two peni(?) as hands of a clock
At the bottom of a bottle of tequila.
In the cigarrette lighter socket of a car.
They even have an accepted medical procedure for “heavily contaminated or extensively damaged perineums” and severed penises (penii?)??. I guess it happens more often than I imagined, which means that penises are found in odd places more ofen than I imagined.
Makes you wonder how many people you have hugged or shook hands with that might have a temporarily ectopicly replanted penis somewhere!
The things you learn at the SDMB.
As for the OP:
In your lunchbox.
scuse me for this one…
in my hand.
blush
oh, wait, this is supposed to be the least likely place to find it.
<hides in the corner in shame, wap wap wap>
In your glove compartment right after the Cop says…
“mind if I take a look in here?”
Bait on the end of my fishing line…
In a Doctor’s tongue depressor jar…
A mini penis in a tube of lipstick…
Waffle House, smothered, covered, diced & so on…
In a package of frozen hotdogs.
Under the wing of a fighter jet.
Behind the ear of a schoolmarm.
On a piano as a metronome.
Resting in a pick-up’s gun rack.
oh my.
This thread is sick. Hillarious, but sick. How about:
Thrown as a weapon in a highschool food fight.
At the north end of the Oneida Street bridge in downtown Appleton, WI. This triangle of green space is locally known as “Sniffing Poodle Park” because many people see the sculpture as a giant poodle sniffing at the base of a giant erection. It caused quite an uproar when it was first unveiled.
Masquerading as a Christmas ornament. It doesn’t have prominent Christmas Tree placing or anything, no, it’s just off in a corner minding it’s own business. Maybe it has a little tinsel suspended from it. A little glitter. Perhaps a red velvet bow that fastens it to the tree limb.
That’d be the butt, Bob.
the corporate headquarters of the lifetime channel
anywhere near oprah. that includes dr. phil