I don’t know how odd it is, but you might try looking into a church group, or in the sparkling eyes of your grandchildren, or the wonderful serenity of a starlit night…
Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking about finding happiness.
Stuck in the drain,
clogging the toilet
in a tampon box
In an ice cream cone
(my freind said) In a skeletons eyesocket
In a coffee jar…
In a self-help book
Perhaps he was trying to trim his pubes?
In your undershorts. After you’ve taken them off.
snort! still laughing at this, how about instead of your gearshift?? all kinds of sick metaphors about cars spring to life…
on the tray of instruments at the dentist’s office?
Okay the definitive…
Breaded, Fried, and in a bucket of KFC Special Recipe
Okay the definitive…
Breaded, Fried, and in a bucket of KFC Original Recipe 
“A penis is where you find it.”
They sell pickles in your movie theaters? Talk about odd places to find something.
in my kid’s trick or treat bucket
A super size of MacDonald’s fries
a package of Fisherman’s Friend throat lozenges
my son’s class picture
You may be too young to remember that. I remember getting HUGE pickles at one of the theaters here in town. I used to go to that theater just for the pickles:)
I’ve never seen a pickle in the movie theater, but I’ve heard rumors of such things…
In your sister.
Noooooge.
Hanging from someone’s earring or worn as a hair accessory… cos it’s the latest trend
In the hole where the little Dutch boy’s finger was.
On a coat of arms.
As a hood ornament.
Replacing The Human Cannonball.
In the clutches of a European Swallow.
Replacing Owen Wilson’s nose.
Inside a banana peel
In the “Lost and Found” box at the library
On the floor of a crowded elevator
In someones belly button
Under the kitchen sink
Sticking out of your cat’s anus.
In a dirty diaper.
In the trunk of your momma’s car.
As a “clue” on Blue’s Clues.
In a toychest with all kinds of other toys.
I’m surprised that this thread got as long as it did.
[ul][]As part of a bunch of bananas or maybe making up the whole bunch.(some big, some little, some yellow, some green, some speckled)[]In a hot dog bun (hold the chili, please)In a box labeled “New improved Tampex” (You supply punch line):D[/ul]