odd sex questions that starts with some sort of complaint about previous threads (edited title)

Both toward and away from the man.

So you got a satisfied answer and feel there is no more discussion to be had yet you start a new thread to discuss it?

Have you ever thought about having see to see what it is like, or at least watching a porno?

At the same time or between the male thrusts?

And from side-to-side.

Tossing me into the air, turning me four and a half somersaults in the pike position, and catching me before I touch the sheets is just showing off. Besides, it scares the dog.

Regards,
Shodan

But, probably a good opportunity to break out the fine china - a special occasion after all!

sometimes at the same time AND sometimes in between the male thrusts. Spooky, I know.

Rule of thumb - if the dishes aren’t rattling in the cupboards, the bonds are too tight.

Regards,
Shodan

Use a 12/8 time signature. Think “Minute By Minute” by the Michael MacDonald.

Shodan, honey, I think we need video of your sex life. Kind of thing that needs to be seen to be believed. :eek:

In many cases (most of those that I personally have had experience with), the man’s body does not press down on and immobilize the woman’s body. The man has these things called “elbows” that may be used to minimize the pressure. And, anyway, the part of the woman’s body that does move moves in a way that is typically not impeded by the weight of the man – in fact, pelvic rocking by a woman in the missionary position can theoretically lead to the same kind of damage to the penis as woman-on-top action.

I can also state absolutely, from personal experience, that thrusting is not a learned (cultural) behavior. It is like when you have an itch: you usually do not just scrape your claws across the area once and then stop, because the action is clearly unsatisfying. When full penetration is achieved, it becomes obvious that the activity is incomplete, but there is no further to go, so what else does the man do but start to withdraw, which kind of feels good, and so the itch analogy. It is also possible for the man to penetrate full, hold, and let the woman rock back and forth (which feels good to her because of clitoral stimulation) and achieve orgasm without repeated thrusting.

The thing to understand is that conception in humans is a comparatively low-frequency event. Estrous-cycle animals typically conceive in a single mating because their reproductive systems are built to facilitate that. Humans (and, I think, some other animals) have a best-case 20% chance of viable conception from sex, so they have to do it repeatedly in order to reproduce. Hence, both partners usually need to be fairly keen to participate, which one big reason we like sex so much.

I whispered to my wife, “Every time we make love, it’s like the first time.”

She whispered back, “Yes. I thought you would be better at it by now.”

Regards,
Shodan

If you’re going to try this you should be aware that there’s a slight risk of penile fracture.

Oh sure - NOW you tell me.

Regards,
Shodan

Umbridge we require a descriptive thread title. Since I can’t figure out what point you are trying to make in your OP I will give you till I get home in an hour or so to let me know what you want it to say. Or I’ll try and figure it out and you might not like the result.

That is why it is important to have a spotter.

Change it to “mundane and pointless” or “disregard”.

This is not correct – women can and do thrust back in the missionary position. Further, when the woman is on top, men can and do thrust back as well.

You’ve got passive-aggressiveness down pat… I think you might be ready for marriage!

Dude, we’re people, not harbor seals.

IN. He doesn’t get IN much.

Or at all, as I think it’s been established.

Frank Drebin: “I’ve finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love… without utensils.”