<winces and grimaces> what is a cake fart?
God, I’m sure I don’t want to know… just describe it, please–no link, no pics…
Alleluia, amen. Paraphrasing Dave Barry: “The Internet is a wonderful thing. If you run a search for websites about people having sex with goats that are actually on fire, you just might get a prompt: ‘What kind of goat?’”
I was randomly browsing home pages on a general internet providers web site. I think you remember how common it was that people with home pages for ISP providers were listed on the members home page directory. I used to find some interesting nice stuff sometimes.
Once I ran across a home page that had some bloated naked guy on it. It was a fetish site for guys that inflated there stomachs with an aquarium air pump. I never thought of someone doing that before I encountered that home page. This was a decade ago before I realized if somebody can suggest something, there is somebody that has done it. I now know that there is always something waiting to ambush you on the internet. I still get a feeling of disgust remembering that page.
It’s naked women farting on cakes. Now aren’t you glad you asked?
Get out! Seriously??
You just made that up, right?
I’d make up something more interesting. Google “cake fart” if you need more evidence.
5 Ridiculous (Safe for Work) Fetishes
Did anyone else watch the smurf video? What’s really disturbing is that at one point, the three guys start to whistle. The girl, however, was unable to whistle at that particular moment.
#5, Piggyback Rides, is a very serious thing for the underground cartoonist R. Crumb. The movie Crumb features him getting piggyback rides from several women with powerful legs, and a conversation with his ex-girlfriend/ride who tells him “I thought you were kidding about all that”. Probably a relief to have a fetish that you can get others to indulge in unwittingly.
Of course that may be the most mainstream of his very complicated sexual desires:
When I - what was it - about five or six? - I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny. And I - I cut out this Bugs Bunny off the cover of a comic book and carried it around with me. Carried it around in my pocket and took it out and looked at it periodically, and - and it got all wrinkled up from handling it so much that I asked my mother to iron it on the ironing board to flatten it out, and - and she did, and I was deeply disappointed 'cause it got all brown when she ironed it, and brittle, and crumbled apart.
There also used to be a site dedicated to girls wearing headphones. But that one doesn’t exist anymore.
:dubious: I had a thread locked for mentioning a fantasy far tamer than some of what’s been mentioned here.
The SexyFur site has an entire section devoted to Christmas reindeer* porn. That and the Nutcracker Suite done with sexy she-mice.
*I have to concede that one drawing depicted some “does” with the most absolutely perfect asses I have ever seen, real or fictional- even counting the perky white tails.
Unsurprising. Far taming is kinky indeed.
Not on the internet, but…
In the mid-late 90’s, the magazine Car and Driver had classified ads for ‘smoking videos’. The ad claimed that these featured clothed, ‘classy’ women in eveningwear, smoking ‘cigarettes, cigars, and pipes’.
Pipes! Like your uncle or philosophy professor.
To this day, I wonder if they got a lot of business from car magazine readers, and why.
Are you forgetting Furniture Porn?
Hot chair-on-chair action!
Thanks, but I’ll take your word for it.
If by that you mean getting aroused by cars, I don’t think that’s particularly bizarre and I’m surprised its not more common. I mean, they are designed to be visually attractive, and it’s not unusual for someone to call a car “sexy” in a metaphorical way, or to jokingly call a car “she”.
To actually believe a car is a sentient being is weird. To enjoy rubbing yourself against the smooth curves of a beautiful inanimate object is not all that weird.
Well I’ve seen a few of my favs mentioned but not my ‘main squeeze’ so to speak.
No I don’t mean women being eaten by boa constrictors by that.
I almost forgot about Eija-Riitta Eklöf Berliner-Mauer, the woman who is married to the Berlin Wall:
1989 hit her hard. However, the human animal is nothing if not resilient. She found a way to cope:
A woman’s a woman for all that. She appears to be in reasonably high spirits and can admire her beloved with the best of them (MIDI music):
Mrs. Berlin Wall isn’t alone in her orientation. There are those who consider her a heroine for coming out of the closet:
You can guess which large spire Erika Eiffel is married to. And the French thought it would never last… 
But all is not well in the OS world:
Can’t we all just get along?
What do I think of all this? Homo sum; homini nihil a me alienum puto; or, in English, “I am human; nothing human is alien to me.”
female rabbis … Yentlphilia?
Masking and Dinosaur Porn are odd
Searching for Scat without including a musical context yields something else entirely.
So, OK. C’mon. What is it?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!
I can’t stand bathroom humor, but that cracked me up. How absolutely ridiculous. I think people make this shit up–how in HELL do you figure out that naked women farting on cakes turns you on? In what world is that scenario even likely?
Were these folks traumatized by Betty Crocker as children or what?
<still laughing>
Berlin Wall Lady–likes the strong, silent type, eh? It does add an undercurrent of meaning to Checkpoint Charlie, though…