A mention of Rule 34 seems in order here.
No . . . No, I’m sorry. There are some things in this thread that are incredibly alien to me!
Like that women-dressed-as-rabbis thing. I’m having trouble getting past that one.
The oddest thing I’ve run across (and I freely concede that I’ve led a sheltered life) is boytaurs … pictures of young men, photoshopped to look as though they’ve got four or more legs.
Rule 34. Indeed.
I have a pronounced case of photic sneeze reflex; I’ve always hoped that there’s some sicko sneeze fetishist out there waiting to adore me.
I’m like that with salt, the taste of which makes me cough. So far it hasn’t turned on any dinner dates.
What about this? 6600+ videos of this one guy, smoking a pipe. Found it on reddit. Turns out there’s quite a few people out there jerking it to videos of dudes smoking pipes. Thanks, internet!
He’s trying to accommodate the giver.
http:// goatse.fr/giver.html NSFW unless your boss approves of giant penises.
Well, in French a pipe is slang for fellatio, and the word is obviously very common in porn. So maybe, just maybe, that guy has become a sort of living avatar of internet disappointment. God, I hope so.
He’s never gonna give you up.
Along the line of fetishes, i recommend a song by Bob and Tom called “Cleveland Steamer.” If you have a weak stomach please dont look up some of the references. I made that mistake and lord i wish i could somehow scrub my brain clean.
I recently ran across a site that details (with photos) the guy who spent Mardi Gras in a gorilla suit, and… I’ll just say that he did very well for a novelty act.
A while back, I was looking for a mouthguard online (I play roller derby). I was at work, and was concerned, due to my belief in Rule 34, about what I might find. I didn’t find it. As far as I can tell, this is the ONLY exception to the rule.
Sorry to disappoint you, but mouthguards are used as sex appliances that keep penises safe from teeth during blowjobs – search on the term “blowguard”.
Well, now I don’t feel so weird. I like chubby big-breasted woman; that seems normal now.
But I’ve run across some oddities. What’s with the women being penetrated by machines thing? Dildos mounted on pistons that are connected to some sort of industrial machinery? And there’s a whole sector of mature women being serviced by boys who I hope are of legal age…
That reminds me of an incident in the news. Sabersaws and sex toys are a bad combination.
That’s a beautiful sentiment. Where’s it from?
My own odd fetish/paraphilia is “superheroines-in-peril”, with a big emphasis on knockout scenes. I suppose it could be categorized as an odd subset of the “BDSM” scene.
There is a website called “Sleepy Comics” here:
There are many others, but a lot of them would not be safe for work!
I think it is funny hearing people talk about their odd fetishes and how they always thought, growing up, that they were the only ones on the planet who had this or that particular fetish. I always figured that there had to be others out there who shared my love for knockout scenes. I suspected that some comics writers and artists enjoyed drawing scantily-clad superheroines getting KOed and captured – it sure happened to all the mainstream heroines often enough!
By the way, has any one mentioned the “women fed to carnivorous plants” fetish yet? Also, there is a “women impregnated by plants/aliens/etc.” fetish that is featured on a certain superheroine-related site. It is always a rapid (not nine months, just a few hours or minutes) pregnancy where she swells up, and then out pops the pod/alien/whatever!
Damn. I guess I was wrong - just using the wrong word. I have no intention of actually looking it up, but is it fetishizing (is that a word?) the mouthguards, or are they just a minor detail? The former is what I . . .
nevermind. I don’t want to know.
Funny, because when I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought of the sneezing forum my friend showed me a few years ago. I believe they had a thread about the best angle from which to view a sneezing woman.
It’s from Terence, the ancient playwright. He used the line in his play Heauton Timorumenos.