Young Woman: Doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!
Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?
Young Woman: Just black pepper.
Evil Captor had an easy job convincing me that the creator of Wonder Woman was into bondage. The subtext is very nearly text in many examples.
Hmm, the objectophilia stuff is not all that strange to me – I’ve had relationships with congruently-faced regular polyhedra, but they were strictly platonic.
So, how you doin’?
I think he might have been talking about Transformers porn. Yes, it exists. Why yes, apparently Megatron/Starscream is a really popular pairing. And yes, I’m confused about what is weirder - mecha porn or furry porn. I just can’t decide! There’s so many factors at work, and most of them are too NSFW in this thread.
Very well, thank you. And you? 
I saw one website that was only pictures of women in cars stuck. That is, they were in a car, and they were stuck on the side of the road; either with engine problems, or jammed into a muddy bog. All were fully clothed, although some were dressed like strippers (perfect attire to go mudding in, I’m sure)
People paid big bucks for these pictures. I don’t get it.
Ceci n’est pas une pipe.
when you attend high school in a wealthy suburb you hear some pretty interesting stories. case in point: the “senior scavenger hunt” from my high school in 1991 has a file in the smoking gun on it.
there are those things you hear about where you could at least conceive of where the idea comes from, like a man attempting to make love to a woman (and i mean really make love to her) using his head.
i imagine most of us are familiar with the oft-told stories of frat boys playing “limp biscuit” or “ookie cookie” - but for those who don’t know, it’s when a group of guys stand in a circle around a cookie and masturbate, and the last person to ejaculate onto the cookie must then eat it.
now, a variation of this game some friends of mine told me about is where a group of guys all penetrate a cake (multiple layers, i imagine) and are, well… set to task. again, the last person to finish must eat the cake. combine the embarrassment of tasting your friends’ potency with the stomachache associated with taking in all that sugar and flour. hope they like their cake moist!
the worst part? i know personally people who have participated in this game. i have shaken their hands.
No. No, I wasn’t.
:: shudder ::
I hope they washed them first.
Reminds me of the story of the movie star who was a guest on a late night talk show, who asked about Philip Roth, the author of the then newly-published Portnoy’s Complaint. She said, “Well, I wouldn’t want to shake hands with him.”
No, I didn’t. I mean people who are physically, sexually attracted to mechanical constructs, most commonly cars. Check out this cracked article; Number 1 is cars, and includes a description of mechanophilia, in typical Cracked style.
I have my fair share of kinks, fetishes, and perversions, and I’m almost universally tolerant of other people’s sexual deviancies; I don’t disapprove of mechanophilia, but it does confuse me to no end.
Although this is pretty disgusting stuff here, I think the fetish that really makes me flinch is the stuff where they actually hurt the people, or where they turn their assholes inside out, that stuff is just… ew.
I do have a fetish with lesbians and girls and music, and/or hippieish girls.
What intrigues me is the thought that somewhere out there, somebody is making movies or writing books or taking photographs or building models or doing what they do, not because it’s his job, but because he’s got an unnatural fetish about it.
Obviously, there’s necrophilia, which obviously creeps me out. But have you ever gone through the video store, Horror Films section, and noticed how many movie posters in that genre consist of sexy chicks with half-rotted faces? Not skeletons, no; and not mummified zombie-faces: SCWHRF. Too many, I think, to be coincidence. I’ve often wondered if all those too-similar movie posters are all illustrated by one or two fetish artists.
Now everybody has his (or her) strange desires, I believe. People are just that way. It makes me wonder…
You win the thread, but do you want this thread?
Here’s a new one (to me, anyway) in the latest Savage Love column (March 26 2009:
Ahh, to be turned on by the sound *Flop! – Flop! – Flop! *
Oh yes, William Moulton Marston was quite a character!
It just seemed to me that superheroines got KOed and captured a lot more than their male counterparts did. For example, Black Canary, Green Arrow’s girlfriend, was knocked out (usually via a blow to her head) in just about every adventure that she had in the 1970s, when I started reading and collecting comics. Quite often, she was subsequently rescued by Green Arrow. I did not know for a fact that the writers/artists were sexually turned on by these “knocked-out-superheroine” situations, or just wanted to see the hero rescue the sexy, scantily-clad heroine, but it made me wonder!
Funny, just the other night I was thinking about weird fetishes. (Not in *that *way, sickos! ;))
I’ve been playing Left 4 Dead, and someone showed me this cartoon, with the female hero character kissing the female monster character, the Witch. Given that they kind of went out of their way to make the Witch unattractive, I thought for a moment whether people would really find her titillating. Then a half second later I remembered that it’s a.) humans, and more particularly b.) men age 15-50 playing, so of course many of them would. And in fact, there are probably some people who get off on the Boomer.
I recall **WhyNot **posting to some thread or other that was marveling at a particular paraphilia, saying something like, “anything you can think of, there are people getting off to it right now. Yes that. And even that!” So true.
The weirdest I saw was years ago.
Womens noses photoshopped to Pinochio proportions.
That site probably no longer exists.
I’d like to see a comedy where wannabe porn performers are
tricked into making a film for a fetish that doesn’t exist,
but they have to pretend they’re getting off on it.
I’m having trouble thinking of one.
No, that would just be the Playboy site. 