Ode to a Male Stripper

You were always so senuous and fun, with those full, thick, luscious lips, dressed in nothing but some mean black boots and a g-string, lovely olive-toned skin, smoky eyes, slender body bursting with sexual energy, dancing for us on that little black box - you really were the best thing happening in New York back then, I just didn’t know it then! You were why the bar was always packed, packed, packed - people came to see you dance - they stuffed gobs of money into your g-string - I would wait 'til the end of your set to tip, when you were sweaty, and I could smell your body…

As beautiful as dancers have been since, NONE has ever had IT like you do - you loved dancing for the crowd, and it showed - we eagerly watched you pump-and-grind, hoping for an “accidental” flash of your sizeable meat…

Then, you moved back home. :frowning: How true, “You don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone.” Come back to New York and dance for us! We love you…

Sizeable Meat… there’s a band name for ya.

Yeah, well, I wanted to come back, but the money’s better out here in Montana.

Tripler
But I’m playing Vegas next week.