I’ve wanted to go to a strip club forever - just to see what it’s like - and my husband would never take me.
So, a few weeks ago I got my chance and patronized my first strip club. Well, I didn’t really patronize it. I’m female, so they let me in for free. (This was the Red Garter in Indianapolis, Indiana, for anyone who cares.) I was on a business trip and went with three male co-workers.
There are some questions for the teeming millions below (in case you want to skip this). Here’s my report:
First let me say that it’s a nice, slightly upscale, topless place. Very clean with big, comfortable wing-back chairs, big-screen TVs up high (tuned to ESPN), and three stages (no poles). We were about ten feet away from one of the stages which was surrounded by six sitting men, their faces at stage-level. The first girl comes out and starts dancing (TuPac’s “California”). She had a nice figure, not the most gorgeous face and small breasts. The choreography was pretty much what I expected (from movies), gyrating, bending down, shaking her moneymaker and breasts, etc. What freaked me OUT was when she lay down on her back and put her legs on the shoulders of a guy sitting right next to the stage, then proceeded to basically grind, gyrate and shake her crotch about two inches from the guy’s face. She did this for two or three guys and (from what I could tell) made about $60.00. After the song was over, she came down off the stage and started soliciting lap dances (also unexpected). We watched another girl do her thing and then left.
It was very interesting. I’m glad I went, but I’ve done it now and don’t need to do it again. My husband was pissed when I told him I went because he thinks I’ve destroyed my credibility at work.
**Anyway, are there any other women who’ve been to a strip club?
Does anyone have a funny and/or interesting story about a strip club?
Men who patronize these places regularly: Why?**
Most common question I ask: “What?”
Most common question I get: “Are you really hearing impaired?”