The flavor of paste
A lingering memory
My tongue is safe now
Grelby is bored.
The postal workers
too are happy to be rid
of those countless germs
Whew - one less source of
Roach eggs to worry about,
If that story’s true
Unstamped mail arrives
self-adhesive stamps easy
to peel and re-use
A detriment to
Stamp collectors ev’rywhere
Stick to album’s page
Don’t lick the new stamps
But I still have to lick to
Seal the envelope.
The nasty glue taste
Lingers no more on my tongue
Flowers bloom, birds sing
Violence plagues you, stamp.
I rip you off the booklet
And slap you on. Bye!
Thirty seven cents!!!
Back in my day, much cheaper
Greedy postal scum!
Another increase
In your already high price
Are you made of gold?
Fucking federal job
Get paid to stick mail in holes.
Why can’t I get one?
Place you upside down
And he’ll know much I care.
You’re a love symbol.
Little tiny square
Sometimes you bear dead people
Lest we forget them.
You have a fan club –
Nerds in polyester pants.
Sorry 'bout your luck.
You cost too damn much
Someday you’ll go up again
And we will revolt.
Women are like stamps.
I lick them. I stick them too.
Send them on their way.
-Tibby.
(p.s. Okay, I’m so kidding!..)
My rage is burning;
Fury of a thousand suns.
My tongue feels unloved.
sheep have tons of fleece
they are nice light and fluffy
please dont sheer cute sheep
Self-adhesive stamps?
That explains why they always
got stuck to my tongue.
Self-adhesive stamps?
The Postal Service
Finally does something right!