Omni, when I go Lou Holtz on you, you’ll know. And you will be honored to be pulled off the field by your facemask, whether you like it or not.
Which reminds me of something funny. I was on the ND campus newspaper’s website last week, and there was an article on the columnist’s opinion on why Davie is such a bad coach. He thinks that the success of an ND coach is inversely proportionate to how attractive he is. Apparently, women find Bob Davie to be quite the handsome man. Lou Holtz, on the other hand, looks more and more like a gremlin the better South Carolina is doing. The same goes for Rockne. Hilarious.
