Of course God exists--And I can prove it.

[Half_Man_Half_Wit]

@Boyo_Jim

Damn you! Now when God and anti-God make contact, they’re going to blow up the universe and mess things up for all of us.

No, what really happens is:

@tim314

You can get a Christ and an Antichrist, but only if the total energy of the colliding Gods is equal to at least twice the Christmass.