Of What Would You be the Patron Saint?

[eschereal]

@Oredigger77

I’d be the patron saint of Spirits and more distilleries across the world would hang up my picture.

Obviiusly, my first miricle would be turning water into whiskey, then into rum and finely I’d produce a nice apple brandy.

Almost there, but you have to repeat “would be” 3 times in a row and spell the words “mircle”, “whishkey”, “paduce” and “niiiiiice”.

[Projammer]

Projammer: The patron saint of dying computers.

A really good prayer grants you one final boot to copy your data off.

[John_Mace]

Puns. Especially bad ones. The worse the better. I canont resit an opportunity to pun.

[Hilarity_N.Suze]

I can turn water into coffee, and I do it. A lot.

[nightshadea]

@eschereal

I would be St. Indolensus, the patron saint of not doing any more than you really have to.

this and procrastination then id be martyred on the altar of good deeds

[GuanoLad]

I would be the Patron Saint Of Misreading The Situation And Ruining A Relationship After Saying Something Dumb. I expect I’d be very busy.

[Nava]

@GuanoLad

I would be the Patron Saint Of Misreading The Situation And Ruining A Relationship After Saying Something Dumb. I expect I’d be very busy.

RomComs would have to include you in the credits.