You do realize that they are lying to you, don’t you?
No, no- I don’t talk to them about whether they like sex or not, I talk to them about sex, whether they like it (me talking to them about it) or not.
Unless you’re saying that they really do like it when I talk to them about sex. If so, they are damn good actors.
Have you considered “The Bunghole Method of Child Rearing”? What you do is seal the child in a barrel, and feed him thru the bunghole (in the barrel, not the kid). When the kid turns 18, you put in the bung.